Breed Me!

Content Warning: Discussion of the breeding kink.

Can we please talk about breeding? I feel like you never let me talk about breeding. Just this once, we're going to talk about breeding, as a special treat for me.

Of course, I jest- everything I write is breeding. I'm constantly thinking about breeding. I've gone all the way around the corner where breeding stopped being sexy to me, then came back around to being the sexiest thing ever, several times.

Breeding has been my favorite kink since I first received access to the internet on my family's office computer. I'm one hundred percent certain that some member of my family reviewed the search history during puberty and saw something akin to:

Sexy pregnant nude

Preggo nude

Pregnant women

Pregnant women nude

Sex creampie nude

Yes, I did put "nude" after every one of my early pornography searches. While you can argue with my formatting, you can't argue with the results: My name is Robin, and I have had a breeding kink for my entire adult life.

That's it, that's my bona fide.

I wanted to write a little essay about the breeding kink, because it is a uniquely difficult kink with which to engage. It's a nightmare to find content that actually scratches the itch of breeding for a number of reasons upon which I will elaborate. First though- I usually refer to breeding as "The breeding kink" because it is also uniquely shared amongst people. A lot of folks tend to ask-

Isn't breeding the same as just having sex?

Okay, rude, don't interrupt me. I was just about to answer that question, stop throwing off my flow.

The breeding kink isn't the same as just "sex" writ large. Every human has an innate desire to have sex, because sex feels good (citation needed). That's an evolutionary adaptation to make us seek sex, and therefore, get pregnant. However, pregnancy is not being selected by incentivizing sex, only having sex is being selected. This sounds borderline tautological, or like I'm having some kind of mental breakdown.

What do you mean sex doesn't select for breeding?

I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. Sorry you sex-having virgin nerds, you're not actually procreating unless you have the next-level breeding brain like me and my pervert friends. Get in, loser, we're gatekeeping breeding now.

Sex is inherently pleasurable, sex without protection even more so, but in my opinion, breeding takes things to another level. I'm at the point that I have real trouble engaging with content that doesn't include an explicit scene discussing the risk of pregnancy, or describing a creampie in-depth. I genuinely don't remember the last time I came from cunnilingus or fingering (with a man), but I've orgasmed many times from feeling a man spurting inside me, each rope of heat promising to change my body permanently as he jerks and moans in pleasure. There is something deep and primal about it, sure, but more than that there's something complex and actively difficult to describe about the sensations and feelings it arouses within me.

I love everything that the promise of being bred brings. The idea of my body changing, of a new life growing inside me (metaphorically, I don't personally consider a fetus to be alive until it's born) until I push it out and open myself up to be impregnated again. I get hot and bothered just thinking about breeding. I get wet imagining myself being pregnant and giving birth. It's my favorite fantasy, although I don't actually have the money to care for a child.

Somewhat uniquely, breeding does not destructively interfere with other kinks. You can add breeding to any work which involves a penis and a vagina (or magic, for the mpreg fans), and it will get better! Perhaps there's a selection bias, but stories hit differently when they dabble in the realm of breeding. You cross an event horizon which makes your artistic expression so much better, just by including the shibboleths and signposts the community demands. It's very difficult for me to be succinct here, as you might have gathered by now.

My best attempt: Breeding is biological, but it's also mental. It's an itch that needs to be scratched more than any other kink with which I've engaged. It is a borderline obsession disguised as a desire that infects your brain, and spreads to all your other kink interests.

Have you considered that this is a skill issue (i. e. that this is specific to your personal perspective)?

No. And for good reason. As mentioned, I talk about this constantly- with randoms online (men and women), with my patrons, and with friends in the kink space. Without fail, they each describe breeding as their penultimate kink. It's the kink that dominates all the others, but when it's mixed into the rest of their kink matrix, it also makes those other kinks better. It's a superset of kink content, which can hold myriads within it.

Now, I'm sure there's some selection bias. I talk to breeding kink aficionados because they're around me, but I typically find people who are casual breeding fans. You either love it, or you don't, and that's okay. Maybe this will be my engagement-bair question: Are there any casual breeding engagers out there who want to weigh in? Have you succeeded in avoiding having breeding devour your other kinks?

I think all the assertions I've made above create a deeply interesting paradigm for content creators I wanted to discuss a little more in-depth, and in particular, an issue which is near and dear to my heart:

Pornographic media does not cater to the breeding kink.

You can find tens of thousands of videos, photos, stories, for whatever your content format of choice is. Breeding, however, is so poorly-understood by non-breeding enthusiasts, that it invariably misses the mark.

Literotica, obviously, has issues with tags, which is news to nobody. "Creampie", "Impregnation", and "Breeding" all vie for authors' attention, but even supposedly curated platforms suffer from this as well.

Subreddit r/cuminsideme- fully-focused on porn which includes pornstars begging to be filled like a twinkie -somehow includes almost no discussion of the biological aspects of breeding. Nobody is asking to be bred, to be made pregnant, to have a baby, it's all just "fill me up!" or "cum in me!". Cool, great, but breeding goes so far beyond that, it's like dipping a toe in the water of the ocean and claiming you just swam the English Channel.

The "Breeding" tag on Pornhub relies almost exclusively on the titles of the videos to convince you that they're actually about breeding. What separates a "Breeding" video from a regular creampie? About the same amount that separates a "step family" video from any other. It's like cutting into a cake to find it's all icing.

Fetlife and similar kink-exclusive zones are extremely underwhelming with the quality of the content they deliver, and you invariably have to deal with dick pic spam. Perhaps some of the forum-equivalent zones are better, but I can't get past the dicks to actually browse them. I love penises, but I don't want to have them appear unsolicited in my inbox, or on my screen in the middle of a forum post (as though I would suddenly decide to jump in my car and drive directly to a theoretical breeding partner's home in bumfuck Nebraska just from seeing it).

The solution? I can't say for certain- maybe more standardized, shared ways to define what is "good" breeding-centric content? Perhaps a few more sites which focus on breeding exclusively? I will give a small shoutout to Mom Wants to Breed for bringing together faux-cest and breeding, but it's like, a very small shoutout. The quality is not great from a content perspective, but at least they have good cinematography and a creampie in every video. Adult Time has better quality, but obviously isn't really breeding-centric apart from a bare handful of videos. If anyone knows any Adult Time writers, have them hit me up, I'd love to consult.

Breeding enthusiasts, sound off in the comments- how can the average breeder get more of what they crave in this internet life? How do you get your fix?

As always, thanks for reading, keep it sleazy.