Casting Couch 16

(This story is pure fantasy. Please enjoy it as such.)

Our latest guest on "The Casting Couch" is Amy Poehler. She was outstanding during her time on Saturday Night Live, and very good in her role as Leslie Knope, in the TV show Parks and Recreation. The quirky blonde comedienne wasn't your typical elegant movie star, but I loved her sense of humor and natural girl-next-door beauty.

I've always found funny women to be very sexy. Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, Cecily Strong, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Debra Messing, and Jennifer Aniston all seem to check that box for me.

Amy walked in smiling, happy to be here. Dressed casually, wearing faded blue jeans and a lavender T-shirt, she took a seat with two obvious erect nipples poking through her form-fitting top. She was well aware of it, playfully rubbing them as she posed for our cameras.

"As you can see, I'm excited to be here."

Amy was here to promote the hot new movie, "MILFS", the same flick that Leslie Mann and Cameron Diaz went into shocking details about last week, when Cam bragged about fucking Leslie in the butt.

Well, although Amy looked like your everyday ordinary blonde MILF, she also had a naughty side. She had two memorable matches for us at Celebrity Sexfights with her longtime partner Tina Fey. Her finale, where she gave up her ass to Tina's big strap-on, was brutal. I'm not sure if she did anything like that in this latest sexy movie that was coming to theatres next week.

"Amy, you're one of many beautiful women starring in a controversial new movie called "MILFS" about normal housewives baring all doing live sex shows online. There is rumored to be plenty of nudity. Tell us. Do we get to see more of Miss Poehler?"

Amy fidgeted a bit in her seat, tugging on her t-shirt, slightly embarrassed to answer.

"If you mean "did I show my tits," the answer is yes. I think everybody did at one point or another."

"Anything else? I heard there was a lot of full frontal nudity along with some graphic simulated sex."

Amy flashed a mischievous smile, teasing me.

"Maybe...... there might have been a little glimpse of my cooter."

"Your co-stars, Leslie Mann and Cameron Diaz were on the show last week and they told about their anal strapon scene. Did you do anything like that?"

"Yeah, I heard about that. I guess Leslie was not too thrilled. I just basically played with myself on a bed. Nothing that bad."

"That sounds pretty hot too. Did you make yourself cum? I seem to remember a few of your squirting orgasms when you were on Celebrity Sexfights."

"No, it was mainly just me touching myself while talking dirty into the camera. More comical than sexual."

"That's too bad. I'm a big fan of squirting. It's one of my favorite porn genres. Along with lesbian strapon sex."

"Nope! No squirting. No strapons. Just me and my magical fingers."

Amy gazed into the camera, flashing her baby blue eyes, as she seductively licked her long delicate fingers.

"I think they missed out. Your strapon scene with Tina Fey on Sexfights was legendary."

"Yeah, well not for me, it wasn't."

"You didn't like being on the receiving end?"

"Not in the butt. That can be very painful."

"I wouldn't have minded vaginal sex. As a matter of fact, I kinda like that."

"There is a feeling that you and Tina have an intimate relationship in private. Any truth to that?"

"Yes, we've fooled around a little bit. I don't think that's any big secret."

"Who's the aggressor?"

"That would be me. I like making her my little bitch."

"That's odd because it looked like you were her bitch on Celebrity Sexfights."

"Yeah, well, she cheated. She was taking out her sexual frustration on me."

"Sexual frustration?"

"Yes. Whenever we were together, she would try to be the dominant one, but I always turned the tables on her."

"How so?"

"Well, first of all, she couldn't resist my pussy. That was her weakness. Tina may have acted all innocent, but deep down she was a little slut. I think she liked it when I sat on her face."

I liked how Amy was opening up. I would have never guessed that she was the dominant one of the two. Especially after the wild anal strapon fucking she received from her longtime friend. The perky blonde felt like she had to explain herself after coming across as the submissive one in her sexfight match.

"And don't let her fool you with her anger that I came on her face. SHE LOVES THAT! I DO IT ALL THE TIME!!"

Amy was getting excited just talking about it. Her nips were getting very noticeable poking through her thin t-shirt while she rambled on about her friend.

"To be perfectly honest, I love it too. There is nothing I like more than splattering her face with my juices. I love drenching her."

"Wow! I had no idea."