Clowning Around

Clowning Around.

By C. B. Ryan

Johnathan was sitting on his couch watching T. V. When he heard a knock at the door, he sat there and ignored it but whoever was at the door was consistent and kept knocking, Johnathan really didn't want to be bothered and only turned up the T. V. to drown out the knocking. Then he heard a bicycle horn at the door which freaked him out.

He opened the door and had flashbacks from 2016 when the Clown War started and ended that year. He saw a rainbow-striped cover all and a radiant redheaded clown, with a button red nose and blue diamond eyes around her green eyes. She stood five feet even, smelled like cotton candy and had a pearl white welcoming smile.

"Isn't 2016 over?" Johnathan asked.

"I hope so, otherwise my calendar is off date, won't be the first time, want to go to the circus?" The Clown asked.

"Yeah, you won't be seeing me." Johnathan said.

"Why do you not like to clown around, or at least watch someone clown around?" The Clown asked.

"I think not." Johnathan said.

"You think?" The Clown asked.

He slammed the door on the clown, He went back to watching T. V. he turned down the volume of the T. V. not expecting anymore interruptions. he heard a beep beep then a window smashed and something red flew into the house and landed beside the coffee table. Johnathan got up and looked over the side of the coffee table to see a little red toy sized car can with polka-dots of all colors.

Out of the car came a tiny clown that looked like it was the Clown Girl from earlier, she made a sharp inhale, put her thumb in her mouth and suddenly shot back up to four feet. Johnathan fell back out of fear.

"Need a hand?" The Clown asked.

She held out her gloved hand and Johnathan reached out to grab it then pulled himself up, only for the hand to fall out of her sleeve and confetti blast him in the face. The Clown had a laugh at his expense, Johnathan laughed lightly not able to believe he was fooled by a Clown. The Clown revealed her real gloved hand.

"I'm alright, by the way you can call me Ray as in ray of sunshine. But my name Rain after Rainbow due to my "color all" I don't have a name preference." Rain said.

She started to unbutton her cover all then handed it to Johnathan. She was beautiful, she had a C-cup breast and a supermodel body but her skin was as white as the clouds in the sky. Her nipples were a nice pink.

"See my Color All has every color of the rainbow, right?" Rain asked.

Johnathan had no words to say as he stared at Rain completely almost completely naked, just to give him her colorful cover all. Rain smiled noticing he was speechless, Rain reached into her pockets of her cover all; she pulled out two balloons. Rain blew them up then tied them to lock like dicks, she sat on Johnathan's couch and was pretending to give one balloon a blowjob and was fucking herself with the other like it was a dildo.

Johnathan couldn't believe what he was seeing with his own two eyes, He never thought he would see such lust with foot long dildo balloons. Rain quit sucking on one of the balloons for a moment.

"Well, are you going to unzip and jack off? I am doing this to get rid of distractions but I get it, you don't like clowning around? Either way I am going to finish my performance." Rain said

"Can I just fuck you?" Johnathan asked.

"You don't like clowning around do you, that's what you told me before the car crash." Rain said.

"I like clowning around a lot more now than I used to." Johnathan said.

"So will I see you at the circus?" Rain asked.

"Hell yeah, if I fuck you here in my house then you will see me at the circus." Johnathan said.

"I knew I could change your mind about clowning around come on big boy." Rain said.

Johnathan unzipped his jeans and pulled out his six-inch dick. Rain put her thumb in her mouth and blew, her supernatural boobs expanded like balloons from a size C to a size J.

"Holy crap." Johnathan gasped.

Rain grabbed her boobs then squeezed them which caused them to honk like bicycle horns, Johnathan walked up to her and slid his dick into her warm pussy, she laughed as she got fucked. She squeezed her boobs to get the bicycle horn honking again, she couldn't help but look and smile at Johnathan. She finally let loose and started to act normal and moan like a woman.

Johnathan grabbed her skin, her body was solid and warm like a person but soft like a pillow. Rain reached up and grabbed the back of Johnathan's neck then pulled him down closer to her face and got skin-to-skin contact.

Rain opened her mouth and stuffed her tongue down his throat. She then shoved herself upward on the couch and put her boobs in his face, then honked them again. Johnathan finished inside Rain.

"Well, looks like all the talk and 'advertising' is over, it was real and it was fun so I guess it was real fun. If you come to the show, I will make it worthwhile." Rain said.

"Yeah, I will be there on time for you." Johnathan said.

Johnathan Arrived to the local circus, it was old fashioned, there was a big tent with white and red stripes, a side show with a clown juggling. The sir smelled of popcorn, caramel, and cotton candy. Johnathan walked up to the ticket booth and paid twenty bucks a ticket and had two hundred, a hundred to spend and a hundred for Rain.

"No photos or videos." The Ticket Keeper said.

Johnathan couldn't choose one treat, so he got a bucket of popcorn, a big cloud of cotton candy and a caramel apple with a Circus soda. The popcorn was buttery and salty; the other snacks were sweet and the Circus soda... tasted funny. He saw the side show, it was Rain juggling, she didn't notice him and he didn't want to bother her.

Johnathan walked into the brightly lit tent and it was a bit noisy with the chatty people in the tent, it still carried the smell of popcorn, cotton candy and caramel apples, the people in the crowd were also holding popcorn and clouds of cotton candy hid some of their faces. The bleachers were a bit crunchy and sticky.

Once Johnathan took his seat, the lights went out and the place went pitch black, then spotlights turned on and beside swinging around and flash blinding the crowd, The Light Handlers faced them onto the stage. Johnathan was a bit impressed with the stack and balance act where clowns stacked random items in the ring then climbed and balanced on them.

Then a bit of slapstick where a Clown Man honked a Clown Woman's boob then she slapped him in retaliation, it reminded Johnathan of Rain. It was near the last act where Rain finally performed, she was not only walking a tightrope over a hundred feet near the roof of the big top, she had no safety net. Rain swung on that rope like she did gymnastics, did cartwheels and handstands as she got across the rope.

Once she got across the other side, she looked in Johnathan's direction and blew a kiss. He swore she looked right at him, when she blew the kiss; she shouldn't be able to see him. After Rain was finished the lights came back on and The Light Handlers turned off their lights. The crowd got up and got chatty about the show.

"Don't forget to come back tonight for the Adult Show that's with triple x's baby, no one under eighteen will be allowed in the big tent for that show." The Ringmaster of Ceremonies said.

Johnathan then realized he was probably in an Underground Circus where they can do whatever they want and aren't widely known, because if they got too big, they would have to sanitize the show. Johnathan walked down to the ring and started to walk for the exit.

"Heya, honey pot." Someone said behind him.

Johnathan paused then looked behind him, it was Rain. Rain walked up and kissed him on the lips, her lips were hot and she had trickles of sweat going down her face. Johnathan had no words; his brain was drawing blanks.

"Well glad you showed up for the show, want to grab a bite?" Rain asked.

Johnathan's brain was still spinning and he was nonverbal. Rain grabbed his arm.

"Fine, I will just take a bite here and now then." Rain said.

She opened her mouth and brought her head closer to Johnathan's arm.

"Woah, okay we will get something to eat." Johnathan said.

Johnathan and Rain got out of the Big Tent and he went to a food truck.

"I would like a hotdog and a Circus soda if you're buying Sweetie." Rain said.

"Who said I was buying?" Johnathan said.

"Guess I am going hungry then." Rain said.

"I was joking." Johnathan said.

Rain genuinely laughed.

"I thought only Clowns had the best jokes." Rain said.

Sometime soon, Rain got her hotdog and Johnathan got his cheeseburger. Rain tilted her head back and started to throat the hotdog, sliding the savory hotdog down her throat without gagging or choking. Johnathan was oddly turned on and alarmed about her trick.

"Don't choke on it." Johnathan said to get her thumb on his lips to shut him up. Rain swallowed the hotdog whole.

"The world is my stage; I am a performer sweetheart." Rain said.

Johnathan ate his juicy burger while Rain sipped her drink. Johnathan was curious if Rain was going to have sex with him or not and was really wondering if he should offer a 'donation' for sex. He wanted to enjoy this moment for it might be the last moment they'll be together, Rain might get offended and ditch him, treating him like the pervert he is or take the offer and give a private performance. Best thing is, the Underground Circus doesn't care either way.

"Well thanks for the food but I got to go." Rain said.

"Wait... I... got a question for you." Johnathan said.

There was a moment of silence between them, Johnathan went for his wallet and Rain's eyes grew big like she was surprised.

"I am wondering, if I pay you; can we have sex like we did at my house?" Johnathan asked.

Rain smiled at him.

"I was wondering if you were going to ask and I got a request now that you asked." Rain said.

"We are one performer short for the adult show. I want you to be my temporary performer." Rain said.

"What are you fucking kidding me, I can't have sex in front of a large crowd like that!" Johnathan said.

"Hush now, don't want to spoil the show, do we?" Rain asked

"You won't see the crowd unless you really look, I will handle your stage fear... I just need you to sign this waiver saying we're not responsible for anything that you may leave with or anything that may happen after you leave." Rain said

Rain pulled out the waiver from her cleavage and a pen that seemingly went unnoticed. Johnathan sat there a few moments, if he performs it may come back on him, his face will be seen and he will be shunned from his town; but he will get to have sex with Rain and knows it will be wild sex. Johnathan went ahead and signed the contract. Rain wore a devilish smile.

"Your body belongs to the Circus now, Johnathan." Rain said.

When the show started, Johnathan was walking into the Big Tent from the entrance and mentioned that he was the temp performer to the ticket handler at The Big Tent entrance. The Ticket Handler laughed and told Johnathan that Rain was waiting for him. Johnathan walked into the tent with the rest of the crowd, the air was filled with a meaty smell due to the crowd having hot dogs and burgers.

Rain walked up to Johnathan then held his hand and walked him backstage, there was a colorful cast almost more colorful than Rain.

"This is where the performers live, everyone says hi to Johnathan, my temporary performer." Rain said.

"Hello Johnathan." The cast said.

"Hello everyone." Johnathan said.

The lights suddenly went out and everything went back, Johnathan turned around and saw the spotlights being waved around to intentionally flash blind everyone.

"They intentionally blind everyone!" Johnathan shouted.

"How else are we supposed to get the attention of people with goldfish attention spans?" Rain asked.

"Oh, you got a point." Johnathan said.

The spotlights then shined onto the ring making the crowd blacked out. Johnathan and Rain were the first in line. Johnathan was limp but was going to step out and do his best, Rain hugged him and held him back.

"Where do you think you're going?" Rain asked.

"We're up, aren't we?" Johnathan asked.

"We are up front so we can enjoy the show." Rain said.

"What?" Johnathan asked.

"I know where our spot is, leave it up to me." Rain said.

"Go around us." Rain whispered and two Clowns went around them.

The clowns walked out to the stage, Rain started to unzip Johnathan's pants then reached in for his limp dick and started to massage it. The Clown Man was trailing behind The Clown Woman and pulled her yellow pants down to her ankles, He then spun her around and slapped her white bubble butt in front of the crowd.

"Remember, we want reactions, it tells us rather whether you're enjoying the show or not, masturbating won't give us noise." The Ringmaster of Ceremonies said.

The Clown Girl then turned to face The Clown Boy, she looked him up and down then took off his shoes. She ran around with his shoes and he chased her, she intentionally fell with her ass up then he pulled his pants down and started fucking her. She was moaning as he fucked her and hollering while the crowd gave applause.

"You're going to pound me like that right?" Rain whispered in Johnathan's ear.

"Yeah." Johnathan moaned.

Rain unbuttoned his shirt and rubbed Johnathan's abs. When The Male Clown finished in The Clown Girl, he pulled up his pants and honked a bicycle horn.

"Don't that horn sound like my boobies?" Rain whispered.

"Yeah." Johnathan moaned.

The Strongman and a Clown walk past Johnathan going into the stage they make a bow to the crowd. The Clown walked a bit of distance then ran into the arms of The Strongman, He lifted her in the air like a ballerina then lowered her down in front of him and ripped her clothes off. The Strongman lifted her up and started eating her out then leaned his head back then playing with the shoulder straps his spandex fell off exposing his nine-inch dice.

The Strongman then lowered her onto his dick and started fucking her while standing, the crowd was silent, so he let the Clown on her feet. He started to face fuck her, he was pulled the Clown's radiant green pigtails.

"I like what I am seeing here." Rain said.

Johnathan could only moan. The Strongman tilled the Clown over a bit, she wrapped her arms around his waist and he held her there, then he walked around the ring and dragged her legs in the sand. When The Strongman made a complete round, he walked to the center of the ring and went back to a minute of face fucking then after a minute the Clown made gurgling noises.

They started walking off the stage, as they came around. Rain grabbed the Clown by her arm and pulled her in then made out in front of Johnathan and everyone else, they were both moaning and Rain started fingering her. Johnathan was only getting hornier and hornier watching these two till the Clown finished.

"Thank you." The Clown said.

"You're welcome." Rain said.

the clown walked off, without a word. Two more performers walked around the two of them. They both put a liquid in their mouth, then lit a torch while facing each other then blew fire into the air which was shaped like a heart. Johnathan started to feel Rain's boobs on his back, they were a little cold do to the draft in the tent, which tensed his muscles

The Fire Breathers just undressed and started to have sex on the floor in missionary, the crowd booed them so they collected their gear and started to walk off stage, suddenly Johnathan didn't feel Rain's nipples on his back and suddenly saw her run up to the Fire Breathers, she whispered in his ear, The Fire Breather said something back. Rain ran a distance from The Fire Breather, she shook her ass at him then turned around and lifted her arms up.

The Fire Breather then let out a hot flame her way and caught her rainbow cover all on fire, she began to spin around and laughed, then she was completely naked, Rain then pointed at Jonathan and waved him over with her finger. Johnathan went to zip his pants but she waved her finger in disapproval.

Johnathan walked out; his shirt unbuttoned, his pants unzipped and his glory out for the world to see. Johnathan finally got to Rain, she hugged him; his penis went into her, she did some hip thrust and her breast started to expand. Rain put her breast in his face, hugged him and spun him around by his head, after three spins she let his feet touch the ground.

Johnathan was a bit dizzy when Rain turned to face the crowd then did a backflip putting them in a sixty-nine position, she enjoyed sucking his dick. Before he blew his load, she arched her back and made him blow it on the ground of the ring. She orgasimed in his face, Rain honked her breast for Johnathan again.

Rain then finished stripping Johnathan, she started to dance with his dick in her pussy while there was no music playing Johnathan really enjoyed fucking her while they danced. Rain pulled him in and kissed him for a bit then shoved her tongue down his throat which made Johnathan harder, he blew his load.

The last bit of the show went on like a comedy gig rather then a erotic show, Rain had a chair she sat in, Johnathan sat in her lap and sucked Rain's tit making him look more like a baby, then Rain laid in Johnathan's lap and he spanked her for being a bad girl. At the end of the show Johnathan got out of the Big Tent at the end of night.

"Hey, lollipop! Where are you going to get something to do?" Rain asked him.

She got a new pair of overalls that were her signature rainbow colors.

"I am only going home to watch T. V." Johnathan said.

"Why don't you come to my tent Clown Fucker, I know a Clown that could use some fucking." Rain said.

"We just fucked an hour." Johnathan said.

"Who said we won't be fucking in the morning?" Rain asked.

They went down to her personal tent, it was smaller than the big tent, had rainbow colors and the only thing she had in there was a colorful array of pillows on a king-sized red bed. Rain shoved Johnathan onto the bed and undressed him, she hopped on him naked.

"I want you tonight and tomorrow, Johnathan." Rain said.

Rain reached under her pillow and pulled out a blue glowing potion.

"I got it from our fortune telling Witch, he hasn't poisoned anyone yet, will you drink the potion?" Rain asked.

"Sure." Johnathan said, he takes a swig and his penis not only hardened it grew to a footlong. Rain rode him cowgirl style. They both eventually passed out. Johnathan was asleep till he felt someone poking him, it was Rain.

"I have to pack everything up and you have to leave, sorry it couldn't last longer." Rain said.

Johnathan left, dragging his feet, his head held low for a week but he recovered and had an unbelievable sex story involving a clown, now he keeps the T. V. on low volume waiting for another knock.