The Human Cannonball Ch. 02

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The Human Cannonball: Magician's ASSistant

Chapter 1

It had been a few weeks since I got hired on as the newest member of Cuckold's Carnival. The newest performer. The Human Cannonball, Buttplug Bailey. It's a sweet gig. I get to be launched out of a cannon and for the first time in my life people cheer me and my ginormous ass. I am loving it. I'm making tons of friends and having the best time.

Minus the fact that my no-good lay about brother also works here now. I never would have needed to get a job here if not for his gambling, rambling, no good ways. NOW HE GETS TO WORK HERE JUST CUZ HE'S MY BROTHER? What the hells? Whatever, it's fine I guess. He got a job as Chille Calico's assistant, and she runs a tight ship. She also has the tightest body in all of Fulfronal besides the Madame President Julia Turbate. The idiot has no idea the absolute Goddess he is working with. She is the resident firebreather and number one performer here at Cuckold's Carnival. She has had the top-rated show for the past five years. I have seen her many times, both performance wise and in my dreams.

Enough complaining, he is out of my hair, and the Ringmaster personally gave him the job. He had come to congratulate me on my performance when Bill showed up. Begging for money, of course. Calvin Cuckold swooped in and handled it like the professional he is. I would for absolutely suck his dick if he asked. Well, maybe not. His wife Kandi scares the hell out of me. I would eat her out if she asked. I am way too horny for this right now. Best head to the showers.

Chapter 2

The community locker rooms here at Cuckold's are pretty nice. Only available to staff. Most of the time they are pretty empty. I'm not shy being naked with other people but I do like to wait when no one else is in there. Showers are a great time to practice my secret - no one will ever know- talent, singing. I don't think I'm bad, but I'd never do it for a crowd.

I am in the shower getting all soapy as I belt out one of my favorite songs I have created. That Cake Takes the Cake a song about the most beautiful ass in this country. My own. I know that's pretty conceited but self-acceptance is important. Also no one but me was ever gonna hear the damn song. At least that was my goal.

"You have a pretty voice." Felicity said. Felicity was the magician in this area of the Carnival. She put on a very sexy show, and I had watched it a few times. She did a lot of sexy slight of hand stuff that absolutely made my kitten purr for days after seeing it.

"Ahhh!" I screamed startled at the voice appearing out of nowhere.

"Sorry Bailey. I tried to be loud coming in but you were really belting. It's a nice song. Accurate." She said giving me a wink as her eyes went down below the suds line.

I quickly rinsed off and pulled on a towel. Felicity sat waiting for me looking very excited for something.

"What's going on? Why do you look so happy?" I asked sitting next to her.

"Well, I got some shows coming up but my assistant is currently out sick. I was asking around and both Calvin and Dirk suggested you. I was hoping you could help me out for this week? It wouldn't intervene with the cannonball shows and cross overs are good for business."

"Wait really? That's crazy I've dreamt about being in one of your shows." I shouldn't have said. She gave me a very sexy smile.

"Oh really? Well I'm glad I picked you and not Tobias. He was begging for it. Not really my scene." She said knowing I would have a reaction. I had a reaction.

"That snobby, nose in the air, good for nothing..." I continued to grumble as I always did. Aside from our first meeting he had done nothing to make my life here easier. He was a wannabe prankster, and I was his new favorite target. I had to double check my soap containers to make sure they weren't honey.

"Yes, yes. I'm not a fan of his either. It was never a question. You were always my pick. My show is supposed to be sexy, cute, fun. Not Tobias's strong suits. You, however, will do well. I already okayed practice with Dirk and have a contract waiting for your signature." She said as she got up to leave. She was wearing a white shirt and the humidity from the shower had weakened the barrier a bit. Her dark nipples showing through the soft white fabric. She did not seem to mind as she walked out, hips swaying.

Chapter 3

Felicity and I met later that afternoon at her show tent. It was a deep navy blue that sparkled like the night sky, similar to the costume she wore. We met with the Lawyers and did the necessary contract signing. Making sure I had vaginal penetration marked on my not allowed list. Last thing I needed was my curse acting up in the middle of the show with Felicity. I guess she was a real witch. Like raised in a coven and everything but once she became of age left to join the circus. Doing slight of hand sex tricks instead. Whatever floats your boat I guess. If I could do actual magic... Well I don't know what I'd do. Probably be here being shot out of a cannon.

Felicity walked me through her show and what she was hoping to do. Most of the tricks I assisted with without issue. Pulling panties out of her hat, only to reveal they were coming out of her pussy. She did a trick with my nipples where we should "magically pierce" them. That was hot as hells. Then came the grand finale. The disappearing cabinet. I would enter the cabinet, and she would shut the door. I'd be lifted up above the stage and come down above the crowd butt naked, save for my namesake butt plug of course.

Only issue was when I entered the damned cabinet my ass would get stuck. We tried greasing it. We tried sideways. We even tried just shoving me in, which broke the cabinet. I profusely apologized to Felicity, but she didn't seem to mind. I was heartbroken though. Of course something as simple as disappearing and my ass says "no thank you. We want to be the center of attention. You think we just gonna forget about the curse. Hells no Bailey."

"Wait, Hold on Bailey. Is that Heckler Huckle?" Felicity asked as a man walked up followed by Calvin and Kandi Cuckold. He was medium sized man. Thin with jet black hair and grey sides. It was slicked back giving him the Circus villain look. Accented by a pointed goatee and emerald, green cloak that fluttered behind him as he walked. His outfit screamed I have money as well as his disgusted "I smell poor people" face.

"Bailey Blume, I presume." He spoke with a rich assholes voice too. I'd heard lots of that before, back at my old waitressing jobs. "Bill Blume's beloved sister?"

"That's me. You're Heckler Huckle? I already paid off Bill's debts." I said turning to face him. I went to shake his hand, and he just stared at me. It was then I realized my tits were out. Felicity magically had a shirt on, and she looked at me trying to hold back a laugh.

Huckle stuck out a gloved hand and barely shook my own before retreating back under his extravagant cloak. His cane visible for a second. The head of the cane looked like someone wearing a bondage hood. "Correct. Bill's debts are paid. I am here for your own debts Miss Blume."

"I have never gambled at your establishment or asked you for a loan." I stated incredulous at this man.

"Also correct. No this is of my own generosity. You see I happened to be at Mr. Marcus Miky's gentleman's club. Meeting an old friend when a very... clumsy waitress trashed the place with her posterior. Of course the damages needed money and rather than going through all the courts and all of that I simply paid him the money and now you owe me back. Do not worry it is without interest since you were not aware."

That slimy no good skeezeball. I wish I had some fireworks that I could knock over with this "posterior" and blow his ass sky high.

"It's legit. We had our lawyers go over it." Kandi spoke up.

"Of course it is. If anyone should know how serious I am about my debts it's the Cuckolds." Huckle said sneering back at them. They both glared back. "Now Miss Blume. The total you owe is 400 coin by the end of the week. I know it seems like a lot, but I hear you are bringing in the money now they brought back the Cannonball. Buttplug Bailey? How quaint." He turned to leave.

"400? That's ridiculous." I said

"Then do not break people's things." He said and walked out. His cloak billowing behind him. What a prick.

Chapter 4

"What am I going to do?" I asked the Cuckold's and Felicity. I was nervously sweating now, pacing back and forth across the room. That many coins was an insane amount especially with only a week to procure it. Aside from what I had paid Huckle already for Bill I had used the rest of my funds to by actual furniture for my cart. Finally having more than just a bed, chair, and crystal powered vibrator.

"Do not worry Miss Blume. You will make the money in no time. You've got several cannonball shows this week and Miss Finepuss's show as well." Calvin gave a very handsome and confident smile. He and Kandi left leaving me and Felicity alone in her tent.

"Calvin is right. We'll make enough for this show. My disappearing trick always brings in the tips." Felicity said.

"Felicity I'm never gonna get the disappearing trick. My ass is too big. I get stuck in that cabinet and it won't close. I'm cursed." I said breaking down and sitting on the ground. I looked over and it looked like Calvin and Kandi had brought over their special cream puffs. I was too upset to properly enjoy the cream stuffed pastries right now.

"You are not cursed Bailey. Just clumsy. Even I have my moments."

"Go over by the cream puffs and throw them at me. Try to hit anywhere but my ass." I said getting a bit angry. I got up and strode about ten feet away and turned around. "Seriously do it."

Felicity stood there for a while, and she tentatively picked up a cream puff. She lazily tossed it. As expected the cream puff hit my right cheek just below my showgirl singlet. I didn't need to wear the mini skirt here, so my ass was always front and center. Dirk called it marketing to have it out like this, so I did. I was starting to get a cute tan line from the singlets.

"Told you." I said.

"Wait, let me try again, I didn't put any oomph behind it." She said quickly grabbing another. She threw three more before I told her to stop wasting my cream puffs. Each one hit my ass. I took my finger and wiped the cream off my cheek. It was delicious.

"You would have popped on the magic curse detector." She said.

"It's not that kind of curse. It's different. I've been tested loads of times and it never pops. It is something else." I said. "Listen I need to get back and start practicing for the cannonball show. I'll still help you do the other parts of your act but I'm sorry. I just won't disappear. I said grabbing my puffs and running out, waving to Felicity. She stood there with a contemplative look on her face.

Chapter 5

After a crazy week of shows and busking for some extra tips I'm only about 100 coins short of what I owe Huckle. It was made easier because Felicity cancelled practice for the magic show. Assuming she went and got Twatias (Tobias) to be her assistant. Which normally would kill me and throw me into a sobbing mess seeking the nearest sweet stand to console myself. I was able to get some extra Cannonball shows in which was fine and dandy. I was thinking about getting some Cannonball shaped anal beads soon but that would have to wait until after I was all paid up.

I'm in my cart de-lubing myself when I hear an excited knock on the door. The sun is just about to set, and everyone should be getting ready for a show. I go to answer and Felicity is standing there in her sparking navy-blue magician's outfit. The high bottoms go up to show the beginnings of her ribcage. My kitty purrs but I tell her to calm down as I invite Felicity in.

"Stay lubed up, the shimmer will help in the show tonight." She comes in all bubbles and excitement and hands me a shimmering blue outfit. It is identical to hers without the topcoat and hat. Instead she hands me a feathered pin for my hair and a thing of sparkling blue blush for my face. "Hurry get dressed; we are on in thirty."

I just stare at her holding the outfit and hair piece. "I thought you got Tobias to do it?" I ask.

"Oh Goddesses no. That twat pickle can stay jerking off behind the tents. No I needed the extra time to modify the show and equipment. We are going to put your 'curse' to good use tonight." She gives me a big smile, and I think about riding it until dawn breaks. I shake my head and focus. "Hurry up get dressed and meet my at my tent." With that Felicity is gone and I am left dumbfounded.

Chapter 6

I arrive to a full tent. The sign outside says "Phenomenal Felicity Magic Sextravaganza! Featuring Buttplug Bailey!" I stare up at it, sweating.

I head around back and meet with Felicity who has a case opened up on her vanity full of various sex toys. She is putting the finishing touches on her face with sparkling silver and blue makeup.

"Bailey, perfect timing. Come here and select the toy you want to use for the grand finale." She says as if I know what the grand finale is.

"Felicity what is going on? We can't do the grand finale remember?" I say looking at myself in the mirror. We looked hot as hells.

"We will. Show is essentially the same. All the same stuff but we just tweaked the finale a bit. No time to explain but I promise it is in line with your contract and you will love it. Similar to your updated cannonball show idea. Now pick a toy. How much coin are you short for huckle?"

"Those." I point to the one I want, mind racing with impure thoughts. "About a hundred or so." She smiles mischievously at me. I am going to fuck her someday.

"Plan on doubling that Bailey. We are gonna bring down the house tonight."

Chapter 7

The show is going great. I am a pretty ok ASSistant turns out. We do the show and everything is going off without a hitch. Her tip jar is steadily filling and it's a packed tent with some looky-loos trying to peak from outside. I am progressively getting more nervous as the grand finale looms. I still have no idea what she is planning. I see the disappearing cabinet, and I cannot think of a damned thing. She said she modified it, but it looks the exact same size if not slightly thinner. No way my ass is fitting in there.

Finally she finishes with her stuffing act, and it is time for the finale. My time to not disappear.

"Dear crowd, you have been a wonderful audience tonight. I hope I have mystified and eroticized your evening. Give a special hand to my assistant this evening." She does a jerk off hand and the crowed imitates it. She got sex jokes. Sexy. "You can see her in her own show at the Human Cannonball tent. Buttplug Bailey." I do a quick turn and bow with my ass facing out and the crowd gives a decent response. Felicity glows with excitement.

"For my final act tonight I will make this beautiful, Badonkadonk bombshell disappear. Bailey, if you would, the cabinet." I nervously make my way and bring it forward. I notice that the door is now split in three. I bring it around and Felicity begins my que. "I will say the magic phrase and Buttplug Bailey will disappear in a puff of smoke. Dear crowd. Let me hear you!" I hear some excited squeals but nothing too crazy. The great part was supposed to be me and Felicity appearing from the sky naked. I open the door and begin to close it.

"Felicitous! Fellatio! Flashio!" She screams her magic phrase and the smoke appears. I look into the cabinet, and I see her modifications now. The middle door comes off revealing a porthole of sorts. The inside now has cushioned shelf for arms, and the back lets my head poke through. There is a series of magic mirrors set up to where I can see my own ass staring back at me. She turned it into a glory wall. I get situated and comfy and watch the mirror as the smoke disappears.

"Well, well, well, what has happened?" Felicity coos ever so erotically. "Oh I see, I did a transformation spell rather than a disappearing spell. Silly little me. I transformed the cabinet into a glory wall." The crowd seems to be catching on now, excitement rising. "Well, I can still make something disappear."

She pulls out the lubed up sparkling anal beads I had picked out, and the crowd really picks up in noise. I can hear the coins starting to collect. Through the mirror I see Felicity hungrily staring at my ass.

"Presto." She says and my bottoms unsnap revealing my butt hole to the crowd. I make it wink for the crowd and more cheers. "Now to make these disappear. How many do you think we can get?" The crowd roars out numbers, and I feel the first cool bead enter into my asshole. It feels incredible. The crowd cheering makes me so wet I can feel myself dripping onto the stage.

They chant with her as each anal bead is put into my ass. Once it is nice and full she gives me a rousing round of spankings and it feels incredible.

"Time to reappear." She begins to pull them out and I sigh heavily almost panting from the sensation. Once they are out, she spreads my gaping asshole from the crowd, and the roar is so loud I can't hear Felicity over them. She flips the cabinet around and my face is staring back at the crowd. One man in the first row is so hard his pants are up several inches.

"Give it up for Buttplug Bailey Everyone!" I look over at the tip jar, and it is overflowing with coins.

Chapter 8

Felicity and I both standing in the steaming locker room washing off the performance of the night. This is my first time seeing her fully naked and it is a sight. She has perfect breasts. B cup with small, dark nipples. Her skin is smooth and tanned, with a glowing blue tattoo of a butterfly on her lower back. A sign of her witch abilities. My favorite part is her adorable landing strip. I had seen it during the show but when she's fully naked showing of her long legs that jet black landing strip really shines. Like a matching top hat on her perfect pussy. Felicity Finepuss indeed.

"Huckles face when you gave him the coins." Felicity said washing her hair, letting the soap run down her body. "It was perfect, he was so mad." She and I both laughed.

"Why did he tell me it was fine for now. Do you think he was lying and I owe more?" I ask kind of nervous. I am trying to suds up my back, but Felicity's tits are making it hard to concentrate.

"Let me help." She grabs the soap and spins me around, lathering my backside for me. I am so Goddess damned horny. "He is a slime, but he never lies about debts. I wouldn't worry to hard. He is always scheming around trying to get everyone. I've seen him a lot at Jethro's tent. I think he has got eyes on him." She said spinning me back around and rinsing off my back. Her tits level with my face. I could just give them a quick kiss. I resist the urge and look up at her instead.

"My turn to soap you. Let me see your ass. Seems fair." I say trying to be as aloof and mysterious as her. She giggles and turns letting me soap her up.

The End.