The Female Orgasm

The Female Orgasm

Being a man, I'm obviously an expert on what women experience. Although I have never had a female orgasm, I have caused quite a few, and have some observations. I'm going to make a generalization here, and that is that most women, probably excluding committed lesbians, like cum and feel some thrill at getting a guy off. But this isn't about that; it's about what gets women off. And what they say when they're cumming is a whole different topic. What follows is not based upon a random sample nor a scientific study. It isn't random since it includes only women I have enjoyed, and it isn't scientific because it's just observations without analysis. Women's response is highly varied, much more so than men. Here are a few types, although they are not rigid categories; there is overlap.

The Inside Girl. She likes foreplay, her clit is sensitive, but if you really want to get her off, you have to fuck her good and hard. Sometimes she cums quickly, sometimes it takes a while, but she always cums from having a cock in her. Like most women, she wants your cum inside, too, and sometimes that makes her cum.

The Clit Girl. You could fuck her all day but she won't cum unless you play with her clit. If she says, "I've never had an orgasm with a man inside me," don't take it as a challenge if you ever want to do it again. Just play with her clit or do whatever she needs to get off and you can fill her with cum to your balls' content.

Oral Annie. She says, and you can verify if you get close enough, that she only cums from oral. If you're into it, she can be a lot of fun and she'll usually return the favor, or at least let you fill her while she stares at the ceiling.

The Sucker. She gets off on getting you off. While these women are rare, they can be a lot of fun. You may get to fuck her sometimes, but mostly she wants to make you cum in her mouth. She usually swallows, and some like facials. Beware, though, that if she won't let you see her naked she may have a good reason.

Hard to Please. She takes forever to cum, sometimes to the point of, "Just cum in me." Do it. She's probably tired and needs her rest. But if necessary use a vibrator on her clit, or suck her, or whatever it takes. One variation on this is the girl who gets close, then you either stop or don't do something exactly right and she needs to start over as if nothing has happened. She tends to be demanding.

The Analist. You might think a girl who likes taking it in her ass is every man's dream, and I won't deny that I enjoy it. Some women can cum from anal even without other stimulation, which is very hot. However, women are only tight there for the first couple of inches, so a deep anal fuck isn't necessarily as hot as vaginal from a purely physical point of view. Some women use this as a form of birth control.

One and Done. She's worse than most men in that once she cums she loses all interest in sex. You need to cum first, then be able to make her cum or you won't get another chance. She can be fun of you're young and stay hard after you cum. While rare, these women are out there.

The Squirter. For some women, squirting orgasms are the most amazing and sought-after. Not every woman experiences them, and some not very often. Others require that you keep a supply of towels handy if you get them into your bed. They're usually extremely sexual, and once you're in a relationship with one she'll probably want sex more than you.

Nipplegasms. There are a few women who can cum just from nipple play. It takes a while, but from what I hear it can be amazing. One woman explained it thus: "There's a direct line from my nipples to my clit." But I didn't touch her clit until she came from nipple play. Another observation: If a woman lets you play with her breasts, she'll probably let you fuck her.

The Normal Woman. My favorite, and I use the term "normal" because a lot of women seem to be in this category. She'll do it all. Suck your cock and swallow. Cum from you giving her oral. Sometimes let you (or ask you to) fuck her ass. She enjoys talking about sex, too. But what she really likes is a good long fuck that gets her off several times, and getting her pussy full of your hot cum. If you're a guy who can cum multiple times in an evening, she'll love you forever.

I'm sure there are more, so feel free (so to speak) to add your comments and observations.