humorous stories and histories

Part 6 -- Winner Takes All





Chapter 1: Paint Corral



"This has been the longest week ever," Carla said, keeping her eyes on the road.

Mike grinned at her from the passenger seat. "Of course it has. I mean, you've been looking forward to a date with me. Stands to reason it would feel like fore...

Part 5 -- Mission Inappropriate





Chapter 1: Die Hardcore



"Freeze, asshole!"

The man in the dark suit stopped, a look of pure hatred in his eyes. His lips curled, and he spat out, "You may have found me, Steele, but my plan is in motion. There's nothing you can do to save this city."

The tal...

Behind the closed door of her bedroom, Jenna sat in her makeup chair, looking annoyed at the incessant straightness of her hovering roommate.

"Jenna, if you don't hold still, your eyeliner is going to look like a seismograph," Trisha warned, holding Jenna's chin while waving a mascara wand like a c...

Part 4 -- Not So Innocent





Chapter 1 -- Friday's On My Mind



The week dragged by at an excruciatingly slow pace. Each day seemed somehow a couple of hours longer than usual, as if Friday had decided to take its sweet time getting there. Tuesday's shoot was boring, with none of his favorite per...

Part 3 -- Working on Commission





Chapter 1 -- Simple Creatures



Mike hummed as he walked from his car to the entrance of Starlight Studios, feeling better than he had in months. He entered the almost empty building and found only Liza at her makeup station, packing up her stuff. He jogged over...

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i asked chat but it said i was violating its safety instructions ????

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Part 2 -- All Work and No Play





Chapter 1 - Melancholy Blues



"And cut!"

Harry's voice boomed over the set, and the crew visibly relaxed. Cory got up from her knees, face dripping with cum.

"Hank, I swear your loads are even bigger than John's. I nearly choked on that last spurt."

Hank look...

Why I Love Sucking Dick: An Ode

Some women knit. I'd rather do this.

I've been around long enough to know exactly what I like, and what I like is a man in my mouth. I love the taste, the weight, the sound he makes when I've got him right where I want him. I love that I'm the one on my knees and I'...

"Non-Descript Human Male". That's how they had described my beloved in their documentary about ghost sightings. I was white-knuckled when I saw that on TV. That show was made by a bunch of lonely lunatics who couldn't see how beautiful his soul was.

I undressed, put on some bubblegum lipstick that ...

Part 1 -- After Credits





Chapter 1 - Back on Set



Mike awoke with a groan and reached out to silence the alarm. He usually allowed himself three snoozes. Today he was on his fifth. He briefly considered hitting snooze just one more time, then sighed, stretched and dragged himself out of bed.

...

Title: Nannityr: Novice Conjurer, Anal Master

By: J. H. Beach

TAGS: Monster Girl (Satyr/Nannityr), Corporate Satire, Greek Myth, MF, P-in-V, BJ, Anal, Multiple Partners (One at a Time), litRPG-LITE.

litRPG-LITE: Dungeon Core and litRPG-inspired world, but NO System. No system-enforced skills, no ...

Part 5 -- Mission Inappropriate





Chapter 1: Die Hardcore



"Freeze, asshole!"

The man in the dark suit stopped, a look of pure hatred in his eyes. His lips curled, and he spat out, "You may have found me, Steele, but my plan is in motion. There's nothing you can do to save this city."

The tal...

Crackula the Bumpire (Gets it in the End)

By Robert Readman

The Halloween party was in full swing at the frat house of Thi-Thi-Thi. From the outside of the large red-brick apartment, hoots, hollers and drunk karaoke singing could be heard - a group of tone-deaf girls were murdering the Monster Mas...

Part 3 -- First Year

Chapter 1 -- Has It Been That Long?

As the days turned into weeks and the weeks into months, it should come as no surprise when the months turned into a full year. But it did.

There was no new scene today, but Mike was behind on his editing so he had plenty to do. He nodded t...

Strange Spaceship in the Driveway

© 2026 by Jalibar62



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This story evolved from a writing exercise that was discussed by the two main characters in BAY2SOUND's "Write 'Em Cowboy", in which was posited, "what if - rather than a strange car in the driveway..."

Anyway, I got to thinking, ...

Part 2 -- First Month

Chapter 1 -- I'm In

As Mike parked outside Starlight Studios, the building didn't look quite as foreboding as the previous day. Sure, yesterday had been awkward, embarrassing, and at times downright horrible, but there had been moments when he'd felt he might actually enjoy w...

A/N: The two MFCs here were originally meant to be part of the Crime and Punishment challenge, but I wasn't really feeling that story. I think they work better in a Halloween-themed story, so I revised this for Halloween instead. It was going to be a contest entry too, but after it kept being reject...

Part 1 -- First Day

Chapter 1 -- The Studio

Mike Henderson pulled into the parking lot. He killed the engine and looked apprehensively at the building, a nondescript warehouse with a faded sign. STARLIGHT STUDIOS.

He was 25 years old, and had recently moved to Los Angeles. As a kid, he'd dreamed ...

After jacking off for the third time tonight, I figured it was probably time to close the incognito tab on my PC. I threw the cum-drenched tissue into the garbage bin, and leaned back in my gaming chair with a heavy sigh. If it wasn't already painfully obvious, I desperately needed to get laid.

I h...

Dedicated to the memory of a good man, dmallord, who sadly passed while I was writing this story. Hun, if you can read this, wherever you are, I hope it brings a smile to your face.

— Emily



A Widow's Bay / Angels & Demons crossover





with apologies to Katie Dippold and Stephen King









S...

On the way home from work that day, Mom seemed to sense something was up and kept asking me what I did today. "I did computer stuff like you want me to. I rerouted routers, doubled the school's ping, and did something to firewalls. It was all really technical and impressive," I blurted out as I trie...

Just after I turned twenty I won some decent money in a lottery. The amount was in the millions, just not a lot of them. Still, it was enough to set me up for life if I was careful, or even if I wasn't. My first purchases were a decent house in a nice neighbourhood and a decent vehicle. One of the r...

I met Amy a few weeks earlier at work, and she looked amazing, she had long black hair with a streak of bright blue down the right side of it, big blue eyes that were framed in black eye liner, a button nose and small pouting black lips.

Yes, she was a goth, or a punk, or a rocker; whichever it was...

This started as a silly short story for Christmas, then, as so often happens, real life intervened; not catastrophically, but with things that demanded a lot of my time. So here it is, rewritten for Halloween almost a year later and longer than intended, so I decided to split it into two parts.

No ...

From my misspent youth in the Discos of NYC back during the Time of Saturday Night Fever, the late 1970's. Anyone living during that time can remember all the flash of places like Studio 54, 2001 Odyssey, many other famous and fashionable dance clubs of the era. I'm happy to say that I danced in mos...

"Good morning!" said Trisha as she bounded through the kitchen door. Jenna waved a spatula while guarding a frying pan full of eggs and sausage. "Ooo. Sausage. I was told those weren't allowed in these parts of the county."

Jenna smiled in that way you do when the DMV lady tells you to have a nice ...

Single Man Harvey PART 1:

SPLIT DECISIONS a. k. a

Between a Rock and My Hard Pants

BACKGROUND: Single Man Harvey is living up life with women. He's the guy you're jealous of. That's all you need to know.

Harvey works at an agency that does financial consulting for the IT department of the Nation...

Ch 7: The Apology

It was breakfast time at Jack's house. He woke up, relieved to be rid of yesterday's problems.

Jack went downstairs to the kitchen, finding his family already down there. They looked at him in surprise.

"Since when do you dress like that inside the house?" his younger brother as...

Chapter Two: The First Workday of the Rest of Your Life



While working at a huge, trend-chasing tech company was both profoundly stressful and existentially soul crushing, it did have some really nice amenities. On a normal workday, Darius started each morning with a workout in the modern, spaciou...

My alarm goes off at 6 am, ready to start another week. Unlike most people, I am happy to start a new week. Don't get me wrong, I had a nice time this weekend. Me and hubby took in a movie, did some shopping, and we had some great sex. However, during the week is when I really shine. I'm lucky; I do...