The Device

Jason had just finished his morning activities when the "FedEx" truck pulled up. The truck was way early today as it was only 8:30 and it usually came at about one in the afternoon. Well, that was probably a bad sign, and it was confirmed when the "FedEx" driver stomped up the driveway. You could tell he was not happy from the tone of his voice as he muttered fuck, fuck, fuck.

Jason knew better than to ask but he did anyway. Mind your own fucking business said the driver, turning around and stomping back to his truck and then roaring off into the morning sun. Poor bastard thought Jason, not knowing that his day was going to follow the driver's lead.

Jasons first problem now was to get himself cleaned up. Jason had just completed his usual first thing of the day which was jerking off. The problem was that the early arrival of "FedEx" caught him while he was coming and because of the sudden interruption he had gotten cum all over his pants. There was a lesson here and that was to be a better boy scout and keep the Kleenex box closer in the future. Jason muttered fuck, fuck, fuck,

Now Jason did not remember ordering whatever "it" was, but he got lots of stuff this way. His electronic repair business was in his garage. Jason was now behind schedule, so he put the box aside and promptly forgot about it.

Later in the week, Friday to be exact, and while cleaning up for the weekend there it was, whatever "it" was. Jason sat down and looked at the return address and did not recognize it at all.

Jason began to open the box and noticed that

whatever "it" was, it had been made in China which pissed him off because it usually meant that whatever "it" was, the instructions that came with "it" would be garbled at the very least.

Jasons worst fears were quickly confirmed when he found that the instructions were not just garbled but entirely in Chinese and he remembered the "FedEx" driver. Fuck, fuck, fuck Jason muttered.

Anyway, Jason got it unpacked, and it was some kind of electronic device that he did not recognize just off hand. The device whatever "it" was seemed simple. There was a battery, the required on/off switch, a few rocker switches and some rotary style adjustment. There was also a set of test leads, 3 of them in fact, and some attachments for the test leads. The lead colors were red, black and white It seemed straight forward but he still no idea what it was. Well, it was Friday, so he set it aside and got ready for the weekend and his girlfriend by jerking off again for the third time that day. Jason was in his twenties and had lots of energy for jerking in the office and then fucking his girlfriend. Isn't youth wonderful.

Jason had noticed lately that his right arm seemed to be getting more, well muscular

Jason was just plain put out and walked off leaving "it" right there.

On Sunday afternoon, after jerking off a total of 6 times and screwing his girlfriend 6 times (Please understand that I am just relating these supposed facts as accurate, although I think they are suspect.)

Finally, Jason began to examine "it".

Jason had a friend several years ago who was in a similar situation and had electrocuted himself. But of course, that device had to be plugged into the wall, so it was a hazard to be considered but this device was battery powered.

(The question was how did his friend do this? The exact details of that tragic event were not clear as to what exactly had happened.)

As Jason examined "it", he determined that the test leads had several types of contact points, to be attached to the leads. Obviously to connect to different points of the item to be repaired.

The first contact was a slender, probe about 4 inches long and made of stainless steel. It was about a quarter of an inch in diameter, kind of like a soda straw with a smooth round end.

The next contact was another stainless contact, but it was in the form of a small round ball and a short stem about 4 inches long. Think of a golf ball sitting on a golf tee.

There was also a bunch of stick-on pads for like EKG patches.

Last of all was a small contact with a Velcro strap?

Since there were no instructions ( unless you were Chinese) and no illustrations Jason would just have to search on the internet to see what he could find. He started by looking at scientific instruments, then he checked automotive stuff, musical, and any other thing he could think of.

Then it hit him, there was one other item to check, sex toys

Bingo!!

Why had he not considered this in the first place? It was so obvious now!!

Yes, that had to be it.

Jason got busy researching electrical stimulation devices. He decided to use the thing that "FedEx" brought and see just how well it worked. Of course, the fact that there were no instructions wasn't a problem because how hard can it be? (He was to be enlightened soon.)

The first thing that Jason did was determine how the "contacts" were applied. It seemed that the "soda straw" piece was meant to be inserted into something. I wonder what. It was obvious wasn't it.

Jason got very excited, dropped his pants, grabbed his cock and proceeded to shove the "soda straw" down his pee hole. Ouch that hurt! I am so stupid Jason thought, I need some lube. He was giddy thinking about it and, being desperate, he started looking around for some lube. Let's see, the lube had to be all natural, close at hand, and probably some other things but he had an inspiration. He ran into the kitchen and looked in the cooking oil section. Yes, there were several options. The one that looked the best was coconut oil. (Good choice by the way)

Since he had never shoved anything in there before he was now a little more careful. He dipped the "soda straw" item into the oil, grabbed his cock, centered the "soda straw", on his pee hole and lowered away. It slipped right in and sank out of sight, except for the connection clip.

It was different than he expected but not unpleasant. He then connected the red lead. Then he considered the ball shaped attachment. It was obvious that it was meant for the asshole. Again, he lubed up and...... now wait a minute. He had never shoved anything up his ass either, so this was going to be another first.

Jason decided to do some exploring first. He coated his finger with good old coconut oil and approached the asshole. First he just circled the drain, so to speak. That felt pretty good, so he advanced to the penetration phase and without to much trouble stuck his finger up his ass. That seemed OK too so no guts no glory.

Jason got the shiny ball thing all covered with oil. With determination in his mind, he placed the ball at the entrance to his ass and started pushing. The finger had gone in so easy, he kind of expected the ball to be no big deal but the ass hole thought otherwise. He struggled with the thing. It was slippery and hard to control. Eventually Jason got a good grip on it and started to get it going. After a minute or so he had not advanced much so he tried to relax a little. Sometimes when dumping you just relax, the ass hole relaxes and out it goes. In this case it went in. It was now apparent why the ball had the 4 inch handle other wise the thing would have been sucked into his ass and then how to get it out. The handle was very important.

Jason attached the black lead now.

At this point it is important to suggest when using new stuff, you should set everything to ZERO. Jason did not think about that and hit the "on" button.

The result of Jason's ill-advised action, was a rude awakening. The tens unit had been in the maximum mode. This must be what is like in the electric chair thought Jason as he ripped the "soda straw" out of his cock and the ball out of his ass. Actually Jason did not take the ball out of his ass. When the TENS unit hit him, his ass clinched down just like he was taking gigantic dump and shot the ball out like a cannon. That must have hurt a lot because Jason screamed FUCK. The ball shot out of his ass and since he was laying on his back with his ass hole pointing out across the room, it shot across the room destroying his favorite picture of his girl fried where she was spreading her ass cheeks for him. Poetic justice.

By this time Jason began to realize that he needed to explore the joys of ownership by enlisting some help. While looking thru some porn sites he noticed that some couples used these devices together. That was the answer! He would try out this thing on his girlfriend.

Actually, Jason was a little afraid he might zap himself again and wanted to just "try it out" on someone else first. His girlfriend was a little slow on the uptake so she wouldn't understand until it was too late.

That night, Jason's girlfriend came over for the usual activities. Jason helped her get ready by getting her wasted on beer. Well, that was what they usually did anyway, so she was clueless. Jason, being the master of deception, also got her sedated with a couple of screwdrivers. (The alcoholic kind.)

Now, having convinced her that all was well, he proceeded to place the little ball in her ass and the other wire had an alligator clip on it so he very carefully attached it to her clit. Then he turned it on. Jason had turned all the controls down to zero, so at first, she didn't feel anything.

What Jason did not know, being sloshed himself, was that the alligator clips had some plastic covers on them. Since his girlfriend was not really connected, Jason began turning the controls up but still nothing happened. Eventually Jason found the plastic sleeves and removed them Now he was ready to continue. Jason carefully spread her pussy lips and snapped on the clip. When she was fully connected the show was on. The electrical impulses shot into her pussy with some interesting results.

First, she had been fingering herself all afternoon and was already plenty sensitive. Sally, that was her name if I hadn't mentioned it earlier, was like a loaded gun, with a hair trigger.

She was also one of those women who can squirt and when the current hit her she exploded. Sally went into the most gigantic orgasm she had ever experienced but she also sprayed the biggest load of pussy juice in her life. Jason who was carefully watching her pussy from close range got the shower of his lifetime. He had in fact been sniffing her and nearly drowned in pussy juice.

Jason knew that he had just made a big mistake and jerked the alligator clip off her clit causing her additional pain.

After Jason was released from the hospital, he was reminded about the error of his ways for several weeks, every time he needed to poop. It took the doctors sometime to remove the little stainless ball with the little handle from Jasons ass where Sally had placed it after the electrocution. And he had to find a new girl too.

The moral of this story is do not take unexpected packages from the FedEx man.