Kinkmaster Ssn. 01 Ep. 02 Pt. 03

This is a parody of a popular UK television show. It is written as a narrative for the show. It is not that heavy on actual sex stuff. (There is, just not a lot.) But it would feature a few things that allude to it.

The show is separated into

1. Studio Part, where they discuss the performance of specific missions.

2. Filmed Part, where they do specific missions.

~~~~~ short divider is used to denote transition between different Filmed parts.

~~~~~~~~~~ long divider is used to denote transition between Studio Part and Filmed parts.

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Geoff said, "Welcome back! It's Series 1, Episode 2 Part 3! 1,2,3! What do we have now?"

Ana replied, "Next up, we tried our contestant on their dating skills." She clicked the tablet, and the screen started showing another pre-recorded task.

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The screen shows the study of the house again. There seem to be a bit more sex toys in the room than we saw previously. On the desk this time there is a smartphone on a stand.

The screen is split into 5 and we saw the 5 contestants sitting down in front of the phone. Being the youngest and most tech-savvy, Xenia started playing with the phone, but as soon as she pressed the button, the screen started and a digital animation showed a task being opened.

"Oh, exciting!" Xenia exclaimed.

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"Go on a date with the person in this dating profile." read Simon.

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Xenia scrolled down immediately, before finishing reading the task.

There is a picture of a girl with short wavy blue hair, holding a cat. She wears a pair of round rimmed glasses. There are details of the dating profile underneath as well, but at this moment, Ana urged her, "Please finish reading the task first, Xenia."

Xenia said, "Oh sorry." Then she scrolled back up. And read, "This person will come into this room in 30 minutes and spend time with you based on your interaction together."

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Ryu then read, "You must not in any way stop her from leaving if she decides to leave." She put her rope back into her kimono.

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Carol read, "Longest time that she willingly stays. Win. Your time started when you first touched the phone"

Then she scrolls down, revealing her name to be Felicia, she is a 25-years-old software engineer. She likes running and fishing. She is a Leo. And she is looking for both Men and Women.

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Whereas Axel is just scrolling through the pictures, There are 4 pictures,

The profile pic where she is holding her cat, smiling. She is having a drink with some friends, but she is drinking milk. She is holding a fish up on a boat. She is wearing a blue sporty tank top and running shorts that match her hair colour, just looking sporty and beautiful in the sun. It revealed that she has a nice athletic body as well.

"She is quite hot," said Axel.

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"Dating eh, part of life where you need to go through to get to the sex part. Unless you are in this industry, of course." said Geoff.

"Yes, and who do you think will do best in this task?" asked Ana.

"I think the deeper in this industry, the worse they are, so Axel is gonna be shit, but that doesn't mean the one who is not in the industry is going to be good either. I don't know. I think it's gonna be Simon. Just because of his natural sophisticated charm", replied Geoff, genuinely not knowing what was going to happen.

Ana said, "Well here are some of them preparing for the date. It's Simon, Axel and Carol"

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"I'm shit at dating," admits Carol, "I genuinely don't know what to do."

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Simon immediately went to the kitchen, he found some salmon in the fridge, and started cooking. He really knows what he's doing, squeezing lemon on it and everything, as he's cooking he is looking through the wine rack and found a bottle of white wine that he seemed quite happy about.

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Axel just put some body spray on, and started doing some exercise to pump up his muscle. For him, preparing for a date is the same as preparing for sex.

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Carol also decided to cook something. Only that she wasn't really a good cook, so she went for a tin of tuna and made tuna-mayo sandwiches. For drinks, she went for milk as she remembered that Felicia drank milk in her profile picture. But, maybe because she was genuinely anxious because she thought she didn't do well in previous tasks, she fumbled and spilled it all over her skirt. But she thought it is not gonna matter on the polyester, she just wiped it off and got on with it.

The moment has come, they are ready for their dates to arrive.

Simon has set up a proper romantic dinner, salmon, air-fried chips and some veggies.

Carol has just a tuna mayo salad, which was presented quite nicely, with a glass of milk.

And Axel just sat on the sofa, looking hot. And lit a few candles, it has a romantic ambience to be fair.

The moment has come, door open, in come Felicia.

She is dressing up in a full blue cat-suit with a giant cat head.

She is a furry.

She came in crawling on the floor and acting like a cat.

Simon said, "Well, I Didn't see that coming."

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There are cheers, shocks and surprised reactions in the audience.

Ana, "That's right. Felicia is into the furry lifestyle. Our contestants are being catfished by a cat." She said,

Geoff, "You are really smug about that one, aren't you?"

Ana said, "Yes I was, I really really was smug about that one. My wife said, "You should be ashamed of yourself.""

Geoff said, "What, not even the... caged one?"

Ana said, "Oh, oh no, she really enjoyed that one."

Geoff said, "Well, I really want to see what's going to happen. Let's crack on"

Ana said, "Here is how they got on."

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Felicia sniffed around in the room for a bit, then discovered the table with the food on, she meowed, then jumped on the chair, sitting on the chair.

There is a mouth-hole in her cat-head and she started taking the salmon in her mouth. Her 'paws' are also quite functional, she could still grab the food with it.

Simon has no idea what to do at all. Even though in a way, drag and furry are both costume plays. But the psychology behind and the identity they assume are totally different. He doesn't understand entirely and froze.

Felicia finished eating the salmon, yawning a little bit, sniffing around for a bit, Simon did not have anything else for her, and she crawled out of the room.

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Felicia came into Axel's scene, she saw him, she saw the candles, she reacted like a scared kitty, and ran out of the door.

Similar to Simon, Axel was not able to react before any of this happened. Once he realized she was leaving, he yelled, "Oh no! Don't go!" But it's too late, she was gone already. He looked genuinely deflated.

The audience went "Awww"

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This is Carol's turn now.

Felicia crawled in and sniffed around like she did in the other scenes. She discovered the tuna sandwich and went for it, she had a few bites but maybe not too into the taste. And she gave up the sandwich but she had a drink of the milk.

As a cat, she can grab food with her paws but she is not gonna grab a glass and start drinking. She managed to slurp up the top few centimetres of the glass but was unable to finish it. she was gonna give up, before she discovered something, the stank milk smell from the spillage earlier. She jumped over the table, then jumped down on Carol, causing her to fall off her chair. Felicia started sniffing at her skirt and then licking it.

Carol, like the men before her, was not able to react since the moment Felicia walked in. But this has woken her up. "This is going somewhere," she thought to herself.

She slowly removed her skirt and wanted to plan her next course of action. Nothing really went on in her head though.

But as if the milk on her skirt wasn't enough, Felicia traced the smell and went to Carol's crotch. She was not wearing panties because it got wet in the previous task, her pussy is fully on display now. And Felicia was intrigued, she sniffed the milk from it and licked it like she did the skirt and seemed to be more into it as well.

Carol becomes a bit aroused, her own cream slips out of the pussy. Felicia getting a sniff of her pheromone, and seemed to be more into it. Carol is happy on two counts; She's getting some and Felicia is staying on.

Just like any good lover, she wanted to eventually give some back to Felicia as well. She didn't know how, given the full furry bodysuit situation.

She enjoyed the cunnilingus, and thought back to what happened, that gave her an idea to take off her suit. She could reach her glass of milk from the table, and she took it and "spilled" it on Felicia's crotch area from her back.

Felicia seemed shocked. But she then realised it's milk, as a cat, she is now trying to lick her own crotch.

And of course she couldn't do it. And this is where Carol came in. She got back down on her and started licking her. She did a little acting lessons before and thought maybe she'll play along, and she meowed at Felicia. After that she started licking her crotch over the body suit. The faux fur got in the way, but Carol decide to soldier on.

Felicia was appreciative. She started "meowning" pleasurably. Carol knew she was doing it right now. Felicia may be a furry, but she is still a girl underneath.

Carol genuinely wanted to have sex with her now. She wanted to kiss her everywhere and get into her real snatch, but to do so she needed to find an opening of this body suit.

She started playing with Feli's small but perky breast, and the rest of her body. But the suit is very well sewn and she couldn't find any zipper or anything just by feeling it by hand. She couldn't see much of her face in the cathead that she's still wearing. But from the noise she makes she knows she is quite turned on as well.

Felicia was too feeling it, her body temperature raised with her horniness, and it became too hot for her now. She couldn't stand it anymore so she reached for the zipper, which is actually the tail of the suit, and her hands worked in a way only she knew how and pulled her suit off. Revealing her athletic but nubile body in black sporty underwear.

She also took her cat-head off. Credit to her commitment to her craft, she is still wearing a pair of cat ears underneath that and also a pair of yellow cat-eye contact lenses.

Carol is so glad that she did, and went straight to kissing her with her salivating tongue. In which Felicia did reciprocate.

Carol's hands are not stopping, she keeps exploring and caressing her. She reached Feli's ass and realised she still had a tail on. She curiously moved it a bit and realised there is a hole in her underpants and a cat-tail-butt-plug is plugged in there.

"You freak," Carol smiled. Felicia knew what she's referred to and blushed, meown in response, still enjoying her touch.

Carol thought it was about time to move on, she looked around and saw the things she needed in the plethora of sex toys in the room. She got up, took off her top and put on a cute purple strap-on, cute but not small in size. She thought she'll also get a pair of cat-ears to wear for herself.

She got back down and turned Felicia around. She moved the gusset to the side and fucked her from behind. And she pounded her with real lust, she meowed at her like a real rutting cat. She didn't know what came over her. She was not an actual lesbian or bi, she has sex with female performers if occasion calls for it, but she just did it as a job and never actually felt attracted to any of her female partners.

But this somehow felt different, either she had too much pent up tension, or it's the way Felicia presented and revealed herself. It made her wanna serve this cat-girl right, bring her pleasure and joy, and not deprive herself in the process. She wondered, could she be into this furry thing?

She varies her rhythms and forces a few times and it didn't take long for Felicia to cum. She moaned loudly, in a more human way. But it wasn't enough for Carol, she changed position to sideways and ravished Felicia again, while applying pressure on her butt-plug and kissing her nipple. Felicia's second orgasm came not long after, she moaned loudly which gave Carol the sensation she needed to cum herself.

Carol is satisfied but she wants to go on. But as if she's waking up from a trance, Felicia got up and ran away. Leaving Carol there, unsure what to do.

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The audience was aroused and surprised by that interaction, and applauded frantically.

"That was one of the hottest things I ever saw." Said Simon.

"Thank you, I had a lot of fun in that one." She said with a truthful and relieved tone.

But Geoff for some reason decided to go to Axel first, "Axel, sorry man. You seemed devastated."

Axel was surprised he went to him first. He said, "I'm fine, mate. I called up a chick and got laid that night, so" And he pumped and showed off his muscle.

Geoff said, "Okay then, well as I expected, you were shit at that task."

Ana said, "Yeah, Felicia said you had a strong "Dog" energy. So she couldn't stand it."

Axel replied with disbelief, "Huh, She seemed to enjoy the Doggy there?"

Ignoring that comment, Ana said to Simon, "And Simon, she said you have a real 'dog person' energy. But you cooked good fish."

Carol was hoping Ana would tell her what Felicia said about her, but she said, "Next up, it's Ryu."

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Felicia crawled into the room. Ryu had various cat toys in the room that she fashioned out of the stuff she could find in the room.

It's apparent that she has figured out what Felicia is into.

She also had a bowl of milk and some cat food she made out of tuna and rice and some vegetable chunks.

Felicia did spend time having the food. But it didn't take her long. Ryu then try to entice her with the cat-nip that she made out of some feathers. And a mouse that is basically a vibrating egg with some bits stuck on it. Felicia spent some time investigating it, but soon lost interest, Ryu still had a few things, balls, infrared light etc. But before she could get her attention, Felicia had left the room.

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Geoff said, "That was quite a disaster. Ryu, you seemed quite confident at first with this one?"

Ryu replied, "I saw through your bullshit and knew she's gonna do a cat thing right away. I really wanted to do well with this one but that was exactly what I feared would happen. Cats hate me. I really want to get them to like me but they never do." She said, in her usual stern tone.

Ana said, "Felicia said the way you laid out those things, it looked more like traps then something inviting. So she instinctively had to run away."

Ryu nod and remained silent, she had new found respect for Felicia who clearly had a deep understanding of the feline kind.

Ana then said, "And finally, we usually leave the best or the worst till the end, let's see how she got on, it's Xenia's attempt."

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Xenia found a lot of pillows and cushions and arranged them in round shape. She found the baby proof fences from the last task and made it round shape as well, but she left a door open. And she made the room temperature lower to around 18. c.

Felicia crawled in. "Just as I thought", thought Xenia. She crawled around and find the opening of the door.

She saw those fortresses of pillows and cushions, almost as if she was roofied, she immediately got into a comfortable place, curled up in there and started sleeping.

Seeing this, Xenia was relaxed and she found a place in there and fell asleep as well.

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After the applause, Geoff asked, "Well done Xenia, you must be proud of that one. Do you usually sleep with someone on your first date?"

Xenia blushed at that cheek-in-tongue comment, but she attempted to sound a bit tougher and rebuke that, "I have a cat, little Mimi, and I slept with her many many times. I never did what you did to her though, no offence." She suddenly realized what she said still carries a different meaning after that scene Carol did, who gestured to her, "nevermind", but is still wondering whether Felicia said anything about her.

Ana then said, "Felicia said, you are the most harmless person she ever met, and that's why she could be so at ease."

Geoff said, "Let's have the score! But before that, let's have a break!"

(End of Part 3)