Kinkmaster Ssn. 01 Ep. 03 Pt. 02

Author Note: This is a sexy parody of a popular UK television game show. It is written as a narrative for the show. I think you can still enjoy it without knowledge of the show that it is based on.

The show is separated into

1. Studio Part, where they explain and discuss the performance of specific tasks.

2. Filmed Part, where they do specific tasks.

~~~~~ short divider is used to denote transition between different Filmed parts.

~~~~~~~~~~ long divider is used to denote transition between Studio Part and Filmed parts.

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Geoff said, "Welcome back to Kinkmaster, where our contestants were trying to form the most satisfying Daisy Chain. We are all wondering over the break, what will the team with a sexually naive virgin do in this situation?"

Ana, "And over the break, the said virgin was asking me if we also prepared the young sluts known as the Daisies for them during that task. We absolutely did. Here is what happened when Ryu saw the box."

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We saw the moment Ryu got in the garage from the camera angle inside the garage.

"Oh, here you are." She talked to Ana.

Ana replied, "Oh, hi Ryu."

"What's this?" asked Ryu. "I have a delivery here"

Ryu didn't even look at the packing note. In her mind, she has found the secret thing already for this task. She tore the packing note right away, like most people do when we receive packages. She saw the stuff and immediately carried the box out of the garage.

Ana picks up the packing note, and looks at the camera, showing it to the audience that that is the exact same note Axel and Carol saw.

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Ana said, "So that is what happened."

Xenia doesn't say anything. Ryu threw her a subtle "Sorry but not that sorry" shrug, and she didn't see it. She does not know what to think.

She knew that Axel and Carol were probably going to engage those 20-years-old in their task. So far everyone who has had sex in the show were older, except for that caddy boy who could be quite young, but he was covered in the visor thing so we didn't see his age. Because of the age difference, she seemed to think that there is still a distance between her and sex.

But now, she is thinking about the possible scenario that if they have got the Daisies, then maybe they have a higher likelihood to win the task, more importantly, she didn't have to do what she did in the task. There are plenty of emotions with her, embarrassment, anticipation and curiosity about what the other team did.

Ana saw the complex look on her face and decided to let her have her moment.

Ana also has to crack on anyway to manage the time, "Now that the team of 2 got the group of young sexually charged Daisies in their version of the Daisy Chain. How can the team of 3 who've got the actual Daisies Flowers compete with that? Now here is their attempt."

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The video repeated Ryu saying, "I have an idea, but I need you guys to play along." She then started explaining her plan, which the edit just faded out from.

In the next shot, Ryu is looking at Xenia, asking, "So what do you think? We don't want to force you to do anything you don't want, we have the house casts here anyway"

It's apparent at this point, Ryu and Simone have known about Xenia's virginal situation and her limitations. But Ryu seems to be quite concerned about her. Maybe it's because of her young age, even though she's only 3 years younger than her. But it does show her more caring sides that she never showed in previous tasks before.

Xenia was in deep thought, after a while, she said, "Fine, I'll do it, But you two have to be in it as well! I'm not doing it by myself."

Ryu looked at Simone, Simone nodded. Ryu was hesitant, but then she said, "Okay then."

Another edit faded in, and we see the camera stayed on Xenia's face, we don't see the rest of her body.

Ryu can be heard saying, "You sure it's okay, there's no going back from here?"

Xenia said, "Yes, it's okay. Be quick before I change my mind."

Ryu said, "Yep, almost done." The camera moved to a full-body shot of her. She is, to the audience surprise, scantily clad, and Ollie is tying her legs with the white Daisy ropes. She is not wearing a bra but white strip of bandage on her pert B size chests. She has a tattoo on her right shoulder. It is of a large drawing of a "Yasha", a traditional Japanese horror figure, complete with Cherry Blossom petals,. In the bottom she wears sports panties.

Ollie has ensured that the knots are tight enough, then pulls two strings down slowly. The camera zoomed out, this is happening in the living room area. There is a tall metal rack that the ropes were passing through. Ryu is now pulled up into midair, but becomes upside down, her legs are opened, her hands are tied to her back. Her whole body looks like the letter "y".

The camera zoomed further out to the whole room. And we can see there are five identical metal racks placed in a row. One person is tied up midair inside of each one of them. Ryu is the one on the furthest right.

Simone is in the first one on the left. In her sexy white lingerie, She still shows a big bulge in her panties. She looked amazing though as she had impeccable skin and really thin and long torso and limbs. She's facing slightly to the left, her right leg are bent outwards, So in this angle, her body is shaped like the letter "d". The position is being fastened by the White Daisy Ropes.

The flexible Petra is the second from the left. She is in red lingerie, she faces fully to the left and her torso is curled up backwards in a round shape. her head can almost touch her own vagina and form a one-person Daisy Chain, almost, but not quite. But still, only she can bend her body so flexibly to become the letter "a" so nicely.

The less flexible Linda is the second from the right, She's in her Deep blue lingerie. She is facing the right, bending her waist forward and her legs backward, to assume the shape of the letter "s".

And in the middle is of course Xenia, who is in her light-green Primxxk bra and panties set. But still, this is the first time the conservative teen is ever so scantily clad and excited the male audience. Maybe even more so than seeing Axel and Carol's attempt at the task. She is given the easiest shape which is the "i". Facing fully to the front, she basically just had to "kneel" mid-air so she is an "i" rather than an "I".

But even though she was tied up by the professional Ryu, but in the interest of time, she was not "hung up" on the rack by her, but by the less ept Desmond. She lost her balance mid-air, and now, even though it's still an "i" shape from the camera point of view, her torso fell forward and her legs were thrown up in the air. Like she had fallen down but mid-air.

Her smooth and youthful C cup boobies were already the focus of the whole audience. But because she fell forward, now not only do we get to see her cleavage from a top-down angle. but also, as those bras were a bit loose, the cups seemed like they would fall out any minute and people were trying to see if they could catch a nip slip.

And this is their version of the Daisy Chain, no genital touching, they were not even on display. Just the 5 bodies in the shape of the letter "daisy", hung on 5 metal racks, being connected by the White ropes together with a lot of actual daisy flowers.

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Geoff looked at that, and said, "Everyone here is a pervert so I think you know what I'm talking about. It's funny how even though there was a group of fully-naked breasts on display just 5 minutes ago. We still wonder if we can catch a nip slip here."

Ana knew where he was going, and put a zoom-in still image of Xenia's bra-clad breast on the screen.

Xenia is brushing fully red. Geoff saw that she had actually let loose a little bit, and felt the need to press on her, "Xenia, it's nice to see you "open" up a bit in that task, what were you thinking during that moment?"

Xenia knew he would ask this, reply, "When Ryu first asked me, she said it will be tasteful. And I'm not getting naked, just in my bras and pants. I thought it would be just like going to the pool in my bikinis. But I can't say I would not prefer if that..." She pointed to the still, ".... didn't happen. And if we got those young Daisy girls to come in and do it."

When she said that, she just meant that because they are called Daisy and fit the brief better. But as she said it, she remembered what they did in the other team's attempt. And she wondered when she said "come in and do it," what did people think she meant? Or which one did she actually mean? She didn't even know herself.

Those questions weren't really passing by Geoff's head though, he said, "Well, I think it was actually quite tasteful. It looks like a Sensual Google Doodle. So well done guys. But, nonetheless, I think the other team's performance is still superior in terms of being arousing and satisfying. So I have to give the other team the full 5 points, but I cannot give these Word Art nothing, the team of 3 gets 4 points."

The audience was satisfied with this and clapped in approval.

"Right, Ana, what is our next task please?" asked Geoff.

Ana said "Actually, before we go on. Remember the bingo card? Last episode we've made each contestant a bingo card for them to potentially win some extra points. And this is the time for an update of that."

Because this version of the show is only planned for 5 episodes. In order to make it more exciting, they have added in a bingo card mechanism, there are a few "side tasks" and a few with pre-determine conditions. So that the score at the end will be less predictable. However, this does not sit too well with the contestants, the audience and also Geoff, as it's too much exposition and not enough sex involved.

However, what's done is done, The actual showrunner, Ana, decided to learn from mistake if the series get renewed. But right now she has to continue. She said, "Now contestants, you should have your bingo card with you. We've given you a little coin for you to scratch off the covered square. But don't do anything just yet."

The camera zooms in on Carol taking out that coin and her bingo card. The coin is a customized piece, probably made of some cheap metal but it has the word KM engraved on it.

Ana said, "Okay, so what we are going to do now is to decide whether you get the bottom right corner box. That corner accounts for 3 lines in that bingo, and if they do not get that they will not be able to complete the whole grid to get that 2 bonus points. So it really is a game changer if they get it."

She paused for everyone to digest that, then said, "And to decide that, you have to be ranked in the position that you have allocated earlier. Okay? So you've assigned a random number when we make the bingo card...... yeah? and you'll have to rank exactly as you have picked before. It will become clear in a moment."

She continued, "So first let's have an update of the series scoreboard. At the bottom, but he's not too far behind, it's Axel with 36 points. Then we have Xenia with 39, Simon on 40, Carol is 44 and the series leader right now is Ryu with 46 points! It's only 10 points between the first and the last, everybody can still win!"

The audience applauded as instructed by the stage manager. Ana continued, "Now one by one, we are gonna ask you to scratch off that bottom right corner in your card. Remember, they did not know what it was because they assigned that number at random. Axel, would you go first."

Axel is not waiting for suspense, he just goes straight to scratch that box off. The camera zoomed in and it said, "To rank 5th at the middle of the series", which is correct. Ana said, "Axel Martinez has got the bottom right corner!" Crowd applauded.

Then it's Carol, She has put 4th, which is not correct, the crowd then sounded out a pitying "Aww". But actually she's happy, she never thought she would only be 2 points behind the leader at this point.

Ryu has put 3rd, also incorrect, but she said "shut up!" When the crowd gave her the pity / condolences sound.

Simone has also put 3rd, but for her it is correct. So another "hurray!" arise in the audience after Ana has confirmed it.

And finally Xenia has put 2nd, and it's incorrect. The crowd goes "Awww" again.

Ana said, "So only Axel and Simone have got the bottom right corner. This is very interesting indeed."

Geoff is annoyed by the convoluted part of the section, "Okay, okay, fine, whatever. Are we done? I'm bored!"

Geoff took out a black leather whip and he playfully teased Ana by lightly whipping her breast. She acted hurt and concerned. Geoff said, "Can we have a real task now?"

Ana said, "Well yes, if you can remember, earlier in the show, our contestants have designed a superhero each but we have not given them any points yet. Here they are coming back to that same room 2 days later."

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We see Simone walking in the study. In the previous segment, it was Simon who did the first part designing, but because she chose her identity on each filming day, she is now coming back as Simone. But instead of her usual drag queen attire, she is dressed like the Masked Queen designed by Ryu.

Instead of Ana, it was a crewmember greeting her off camera, he asked her how she felt about the outfit. She said, "I like it, kinky ain't it?"

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Xenia is walking in as a Victorian Sleuth designed by Simone, she have a strangely big glove only in her left hand. She seems genuinely happy as that outfit does look cute on her.

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Axel is walking in as the Knight with Shiny Armor, "Sir Hanson".

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There is a Female Contestant wearing a tight white dress, a T-rex Mask and a pair of very flimsy Pterodactyl Wings. It's clearly Ryu as we can recognize her body shape and her tattoo.

But unlike her usual easily irritated character, she said, "This is cool." and her tone sounded genuine.

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The last one in is Carol, she has got Axel's superhero, which was originally depicted topless luchador, which was just a luchador mask with a heart shape on, and a flaming red -boxer tight. Since it is Carol now wearing that outfit, the production has kindly given her a red tank top, which doesn't really do much to contain her double D cup breast. It matches the tight shorts though and looks hot.

There is another task on the table, Carol opened it and read, "In the bedroom, there is someone in need of your help."

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Axel read on, "she has been attacked by the Supervillain Horneto and becomes super horny."

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Simone read on, "And he will die if he does not orgasm in time." She can't help but giggle, "You are crazy!"

Many have noticed that the pronoun of the 'victim' has changed from he to she to he, and they immediately picked up that this is changed according to the sexual orientation of the contestant.

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Xenia read the next bit, "You must put all your superpowers in good use."

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The next clip is divided into 3 screens, Axel, Carol and Xenia read, "You have 3 minutes,"

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Ryu read, "You have 5 minutes,"

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Simone then read, "You have 15 minutes. Most accurate and creative rescue wins, your time starts when you enter the bedroom."

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Xenia, "But what is my superpower?"

Ana replied, "I don't know, they are your superpower." Xenia looks baffled.

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The screen faded back to the studio. Geoff said, "Now this is something I can get behind, 2 things I like, superhero and sex. But when they crossover, in the superhero porn genre films, they are usually shit. Like, why would you still fuck like a normal people if you have all these superpower?"

Some audience members agreed with "Yea," "Now you are talking."

Geoff continued, "But I have a question, why were they given different times and how are they going to know about the superpower for someone they did not design?"

Ana responded, "Two questions there. First, usually the more powerful the superhero, the bigger the weakness. So if they have chosen one superpower for the superhero they design, they only have 3 minutes; If they choose two, they will have 5 minutes; And in Simone's case, because Simon has only chosen one superpower, he's got all 15 minutes!"

"Secondly, they don't know what their superpower is, that's why the time is very crucial, they have to get in there and somehow figure out what those superpowers are. And then try to use that superpower to rescue a super horny person within their given time. Here is Ryu's Attempt "

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Ryu, AKA the Dinosaur Lady, walked into the bedroom, and saw Ollie naked, he is tied up by his wrists and ankles. He said, "Oh, Dinosaur Lady, here you are! Please, help me! I need to get off!"

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Flashback to the first part of the task, when Carol was designing this character. She has now finished drawing the outfit and said, this is Dinosaur Lady.

Ana asked her, "And what are her superpowers?"

Carol doesn't seem to have a clue. But she came up with it in the end, "Well, obviously, she can fly. She has very powerful hands and she could run very fast like a velo..... velociraptor?"

Ana said, "That's her three powers, are they?"

Carol said "Yeah, three powers. "

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But of course Ryu does not know what her superpowers are. Luckily, she has 5 minutes to think, which is quite good.

She has been told that the only way to figure out the superpowers, is to learn from the the naked victim who obviously knew all about the superheroes. She asked the buff guy, "Hey you know what my superpowers are?"

Oliver talked like he's been fed some line, "I don't know, Dinosaur Lady, Aren't your superpower all Dinosaur based?"

And in the next shot we can see him actually being feeded lines from Ana talking from another room into his earpiece. It looks like she will provide clues to the contestant in this game.

Ryu is remembering the days when her group of friends were obsessed about dinosaurs.

She looked at herself in the mirror. If the costume is any indication, One of those superpowers is definitely flying. And then, the T-rex thing is probably indicating that she is powerful. There are no other clues from the costume, but she has about another 3 minutes to figure out her powers.

She asked, "I know I have some Dinosaur powers, but which one specifically? I know I can fly."

Ollie said, "Oh, no, I think the horny virus from Horneto is too POWERFUL! Save me! Oh! RAPTure me!" He read back words for words that were fed to his ear from Ana. He has accentured the clue word specifically.

Ryu is savvy enough to pick up that Ollie has confirmed that the character is powerful, whatever that means. And that she also has the power of a raptor, which is famous for being speedy.

She probably has time to ask for more details, but she got the 3 powers anyway and she couldn't bother to go on.

She said, "Ok now, I think I got it now,"

Ana's voice came out of nowhere, possibly over some sort of Tannoy. "Do you want me to stop the clock?"

Ryu replied, "Yes, stop it you freak."

Ana said, "I've stopped the clock. Now off you go." Ryu then walked towards Des and started mounting him.

The audience was excited. So far, Ryu, Simone/Simon and Xenia have not participated in any actual sex act yet, if you don't count her ministration of ropes or torture tools.

To be fair, most of them would be more eager to see the nubile virgin coed Xenia get into action. But Ryu is actually a classic Japanese beauty underneath her cold and aloof personality. And from the last task they saw her surprisingly hot body as well. It wouldn't be too bad to see her doing something saucy, they collectively think.

But they were to be disappointed. As soon as she approached and about to straddle Desmond. A comical flash exploded on the screen, and they morphed into 3d rendered CGI characters. It resembles both of them quite accurately, because that is today's technology to you.

But the animation is not at the commercial level, it's quite laggy and rough. Maybe that's beyond their budget.

We see the Dinosaur Lady pick up Ollie and fly up outside the house in the sky. She used her powerful left hand/arm to grab him by his waist and started jerking him off with her right hand mid-air. The jerking is so fast it resulted in a blurry motion. Lucky for Oliver this is not real or it might burn his dick off. But that is not the case and soon he spread his seed in the air not long after.

But he is SUPER horny after all, and he's ready to go again. Dinosaur Lady "bites" his head with the giant T-rex head. An animation is showing that inside the head, they are tonguing each other like crazy.

She saw a commercial airplane and landed on top of it. And Dinosaur Lady straddled him, fucking him in cowgirl. Again her motion is so fast that she has created vibration throughout the plane, but for some reason has kept the plane intact, but the passengers all felt the vibration and worked up..

But the CGI Ollie cannot last much longer under the high-velocity fucking, and cum so so much inside of the CGI Dinosaur Lady.

Both contended, Dinosaur lady brought Ollie back to the bedroom. A comical flash animation appeared on screen again, and they became their real live-action self again. Ollie said, "That's great, thank you! Dinosaur Lady, you saved my life." She nodded at him, walking out of the door. The camera zoomed in on her inner thigh, where a dollop of white splash can be seen dripping down.

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The audience claps quite fondly, it wasn't quite what they had expected, but it was still good fun. And they can now understand why having more time would be beneficial as that means they have more time to decipher the clues.

Geoff stated, "I'm happy with that. Great use of the powers. I enjoy the extra touch of you fucking him on top of the plane. Are you happy with that?"

Ryu said, "Let's just be clear, I didn't fuck him on that plane, it was the CGI version of me who did. I didn't fuck him at all. And they put that white goo on me at the end but that's just artificial spunk."

Geoff asked, "Well, thank you for clarifying the erotic illusion we try to create here, I wonder why we did that... oh it's because it's a sex show and you signed up on it! But let's just say if this can somehow become a reality, would you be turned on by doing that?"

Three episodes in, Geoff felt that he could push her deeper. But he's fully expecting her to deflect the question.

But what's unexpected is that, after having a few seconds to think, she actually nodded, before adding, "it would be better if I can be my own character."

Ana replied, "Well you are in luck cuz that's gonna come up now, it's Simone Swallower as the Masked Queen."

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Simone is facing a horny Des, who is also tied up at the wrist and lying on the bed. His member gets fully erect. "Help, Masked Queen! Thank you for coming! Now make me CUMMM!"

And just to remind herself and the audience, There is a tablet displaying a 15 minute countdown.

Simone asked Des, "Well, what do you know about my power?"

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Again, as a "flashback", the clip is edited to show the time when Ryu is giving out details of her character's superpower.

"Obviously she is very good at using all kind of torture tools, whips, ropes, et cetera. But that is not her superpower, just her... 'normal' power." said Ryu.

Ana thought about her logic and agreed, "Obviously."

Ryu said, "Her superpower...... her superpowers is that she have full controls of all the torture tools at will. Like she can summon it out of thin air"

Ana said, "That's great, but for the purpose of this task, I'm going to say that is too broad, you need to narrow it down to one thing as one power."

Ryu is annoyed but conceited, "Okay then. She can manipulate wax candles at will." She was thinking it's actually quite messy to use wax candles and it's not her favorite thing to use during her sessions."

Ana said, "That's it? Just one thing?"

Ryu said, "Oh, and my Ducati. I would love it if I could just summon it out of thin air."

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Des replied, again, by uttering lines fed by Ana, "Oh, You are baffled by it TOO? Oh no! The Horneto curse is WAXING stronger within me! I cannot hold out for another CYCLE of this!"

That was her attempt to communicate cryptically that there are 2 powers, About Wax Candles and Motorcycles.

It was a poor attempt, sure, and Simone has no clues what he meant. But she has all the time to ask for more clues, well, 14 more minutes.

Des repeated another line from his earpiece, "Oh, this BURNING desire is too strong! I need someone who CAN DOLE out some orgasm to me! "

To be fair that is better, but it seems like Simone is still not getting it.

He continued, "I wish I can MOTORboat you in this instance to get myself off!"

Simone said, "Well, aren't you naughty, young hunky boy!!" She was almost gonna tell Ana her plan is to let him motorboat her, but she's pretty sure that's not what the answer is. And she hesitated some more.

She did not have a scooby and it went on for a while. And there can only be so many poorly constructed puns. So Ana/Des will have to repeat some of this. And thankfully she had a longer time. By the 3rd time Simone heard the "WAXING stronger" bit followed by "BURNING" bit, she finally figured out that it had something to do with candles. But by then that was almost the time. She submitted her plan to Ana.

In the next clip, she started doing some mystical hand gesture and the comical flash appeared on screen again. They became CGI characters, and she is still doing the hand gesture, but instead of summoning any candle, she summoned a full wax figure of herself, but with much bigger boobies. Also, there is a special fleshlight set at the crotch of the wax figure.

The CGI Desmond is free of his restrains, and he is fucking frantically into the fleshlight while motorboating the hard wax boobies of the wax figure. It looks like the fleshlight is motor operated as well, maybe she didn't quite figure out what the MOTOR bit of the clue means so she just threw in as much related stuff as possible.

It looked strange and awkward. Maybe sexy to some others, you'll never know. And not too long, CGI Desmond has cummed in the fleshlight.

After another comical flash, they revert into human form and the wax figure is nowhere to be seen. Desmond "Thank Masked Queen" for saving him and she left the room. Only thing left is the fleshlight with the loads of white goo inside of it.

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Geoff said, "Jesus christ, I mean that cannot be comfortable, can it? To fumble your head around some hard wax?"

Ana said, "Desmond did say thank god that he didn't have to do it himself on that one."

"I did offer to pretend to be the wax figure myself and let him motorboat me." Simone rebuked, "I might even let him fuck my hole and not the fleshlight."

Ana supplied, "Yeah, but you did say that the plan is for him to get off on the Wax figure so we thought the CGI version would reflect the, ahm, more realistic visual?"

Geoff said, "I think it is not completely your fault as we have one of the weirdest superpower of all time, which is "To summon my motorcycle at will."

Ryu, shocked at the sudden dig at her, yelled, "How was I supposed to know what it is for?" But she did feel bad and mouthed "Sorry Si" to Simone. Simone extended her hand and grabbed Ryu's, and smiled to mouthed back, "it's ok". The camera caught it and it seems like they are having stronger bonds over the series.

Geoff said, "Right that is the second part of this episode, do what you will, I have a slave to tame. See you after the break." He said as he was still playfully whipping Ana. And she acted in her usually painful yet joyful way.

(End of part 2)