Kinkmaster Ssn. 01 Ep. 03 Pt. 03

Author Note: This is a sexy parody of a popular UK television game show. It is written as a narrative for the show. I think you can still enjoy it without knowledge of the show that it is based on.

The show is separated into

1. Studio Part, where they explain and discuss the performance of specific tasks.

2. Filmed Part, where they do specific tasks.

~~~~~ short divider is used to denote transition between different Filmed parts.

~~~~~~~~~~ long divider is used to denote transition between Studio Part and Filmed parts.

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Geoff and Ana were messing around with the whipping over the break. Of course Ana is game for anything kinky, she let Geoff whip her a few times and he managed to whip her shirt button off, her whole shirt is now wide open. Leaving her black lace bra and her smooth tummy to be seen. Geoff looked at it and grinned. And Ana also delighted to be exposed.

But the commercial break ended, and they returned to their seats.

Geoff said, "Sorry about that, that was a bit unprofessional of us. Anyway, before the break, our contestants were trying to use their newfound yet unknown superpower to do some goods, satiating the sexual appetite of someone under a horny curse."

Ana said, "Well, now is the time to see if innocent Xenia, who happened to be dressed as a sleuth. Can she crack the cypher of her power and rescue our poor horny victim?"

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Xenia entered the room, to see Ollie tied up on the bed. He somehow was able to maintain a roaring erection just to fit the narrative.

Ollie yelled, "Doctor Dom! Thank god you are here. Please help me. I cannot stand it anymore!" The player were not told their character name, until this moment.

Xenia only has 3 minutes, lucky for her she only has one power to guess, but of course she doesn't know it at this point. She hears the word Dom and is shocked. "Is this superhero some sort of dominating character?" She was puzzled.

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Flashback to when Simon is telling Ana about the character. "This book said, it's better to have a generic power. So My character. He knows almost all the answers to all the questions. That's his one and only superpower."

Ana thought about it. "Yes, perhaps that's right. But for the purpose of this show it is too broad, can you narrow it down?"

Simon questioned, "Narrow it down? How do I narrow it down?" He looked at the picture he drew. And it came to me, "The book also say a great character tends to be slightly broken, And it really spoke to me, I wondered why, but in case you can't tell from this picture, his left arm is actually a prosthetic. He lost it in battle."

The shot focuses on the character, while his right hand is bare and holding up a smoking pipe, his left hand is noticeably a bit bigger and wearing a glove. But if Simon hasn't explained, it would just be regarded as poor drawing.

"How about," Simon continued, "He can immediately obtain knowledge about the object that his prosthetic left hand touches?"

Ana thought about it, then nodded, and said, "I'll write that down."

~~~~~

Ollie is fed a line, and he repeated, "Oh HAND me what you have LEFT! TOUCH ME NOW!" (He threw in a little Irish accent to make it sound like "KNOW")

Xenia immediately caught the "left hand", but she wasn't sure if "touch me now" is just dirty talk or part of the clue.

As she only has 3 minutes, Ana was going to throw her a bone by being obvious, but she's still not going to flat out just tell her.

Ollie read another line, "Do you UNDERSTAND? you have to TOUCH ME NOW!"

To be fair, it is quite obvious if you already knew the answer. But it still just sounded like horny dirty talk to Xenia.

Before she could figure it out, 3 minutes had passed. She had submitted her answer.

In the next shot, Xenia walked towards the tied up Ollie, and as expected, the comical flash appeared, and in the next shot, her left hand is slowly stroking Ollie's raging hard on.

The audience were not interested. Some of them would be quite into seeing an innocent girl doing stuff like this, as all the porn stuff are usually acted out by actresses pretending to be innocent, so it would be really enticing to watch someone in real life (sort of) doing this. But disappointingly, this is CGI and it's just not the same.

But the audience reaction suddenly gets warmer.

"It's her!" Someone whispered. Followed by a few different shocked and surprised noises. "It's actually her doing it." Another said, almost yelled.

Yes, that's right, as opposed to the first 2 scenes which were CGI, this is actually Xenia doing it. Her glove-wearing hand is stroking Ollie's raging hard-on.

"Cum, you slave!" Xenia summoned her best impression of an aggressive dominator, but at best she sounded like a child demanding candy or something.

She knew she had no choice, but to increase the pace of the hand movement. "Cum for me, Cum under Dr. Dom!" Ollie is a veteran at this, and he found her naive approach amusing, and he struggled to keep a straight face.

Xenia is in a flow now with his words, and said, "Cum you submissive man-whore! Cum in my virgin hand!"

This new line is something else, she summoned all her bravado to say those words and it's working. The mention of her virgin status does pack a better punch. The audience are now cheering her on, even though it was a clip filmed in the past.

But this is not what it does for Ollie, he's a professional after all, what caused it was Ana in his earpiece, ordering him to just let go. And he slightly loosen his muscle and let out one single spurt of cum.

The camera angle focused on that spurt fell neatly down the side of Xenia's glove-clad hand. As well as her complicated facial expression. Having seen a man's spunk upclose for the first time.

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The crowd cheered back in the studio. The handjob was maybe the most vanilla sex act in the whole series at that point, but it was not "what", but "who". That they were cheering for.

Geoff asked, "Xenia, was that your first handjob?" She nodded with embarrassment. Geoff didn't say anything but gestured to the audience, who gave her a round of applause.

Geoff didn't press on that point, but asked, "But why were you acting like a horrible sex-craxed villain asking Ollie to cum?"

Xenia said, "Oh, I thought that character was a dominator, you know, Dr. Dom?"

Geoff said "Oh, right that" and asked Simone, "Oh so why was that character called Dr. Dom?"

Ana intercepted, "We actually have a clip." She pressed something and something appeared on screen.

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Ana asked Simon off camera, "So why is he called Dr. Dom?"

Simon smiled and said, "Oh, it's just a play on words for Dr. Doom. But instead of all Doomy and Gloomy he's just full of WisDOM."

Even Ana didn't get it originally, and went "Oh....... I see. But why is he dressed like a sleuth?"

"Isn't it how Dr Doom dressed?" Simon asked, Ana shook her head before showing a picture of Dr. Doom to him. "Oh well, I just saw him in a green outfit once and thought that look like a sleuth. I might have mixed him up with someone else. I'm not that into comic books."

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Xenia cannot believe that explanation, everyone knows Dr Doom wears a green hood and metal armour, or at least she thought everyone knew. She looked at Simone like she had heard the most unbelievable thing. This time it's Simone who said sorry to Xenia. And Xenia mouthed back, "it's okay" to her.

There is room for delving into details about Xenia's first hand job, the audience collectively feel. But the production decided that they will have to move on and they asked Ana to sped it up.

Ana said, "We've been following the order of the "creator to actor" so far. But we'll skip Axel's turn for a second. Next up, is Carol's turn."

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Carol's dressing up as the Mexican wrestler that Axel has designed. The Loverman, or El Amante. But since the role has been given to Carol, a woman, the production is calling her Ela Amantora.

The role of the victim in this task, though, has been given to the house cast member who fit the contestant's sexual orientation. But for some reason, Carol's chosen to have a female partner in this scene. And we can see the Russian beaut Petra naked, lying in the bed, wrists and ankles tied together.

She yelled, "Oh, Ela Amantora. Ayúdame, Por favor!" It's strange just because even though the character has a Mexican background, Petra is asked to say some Spanish, although in reality both the contestant and herself does not have any Spanish background.

Carol's been briefed, she knew what's going on. She had 3 minutes to find out what Power she has from Petra, then try to rescue her from The horny curse.

Using some of that acting lessons learning. She asked her, "Petra, I'm here to save you, tell me, do you know what my power is?"

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Another flashback to where Axel's sharing the character's power to Ana,

"So, he basically knows all about any kind of Wrestling move. He has super stamina and Accelerated regeneration." The man is all about sex but all of these bode very well for a sexcapade. Or he's just projecting himself onto this character.

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Carol didn't know whose character is the one she's portraying, but the Spanish name is a dead give away that it's from Axel. And having worked with him, she felt that she can almost tell her power without even asking Petra, but it didn't hurt to make sure.

Petra replied to her earlier questions, "I need to be ENTWINEd with you, being put into SUBMISSION mode! I need to rail me as LONG as you can, and after you've finished, rail me again and again as SOON as you RECOVER!"

Again, for the contestants with the shorter time, Ana is giving them more obvious clues.

Carol can almost confirm from that spiel that she knows all the powers. She said, "Ok I'm ready."

"I've stopped the clock!" Announced Ana, from nowhere. And off camera, Carol submitted her plan.

In the next shot, she is now moving towards Petra, While she has kept the mask and the bra top. She has substituted her bottom wear to a special strap-on. Not the same one as she has used before on the Kitty girl Felicia.

The comical flash appeared, and this time the audience was anticipating whether it would be a CGI scene or Live Action. And to the audience's delight, it is a live action scene.

Carol is putting the moves on Petra, quite literally. In fact, Petra is delighted she got to be the one to do all these crazy wrestling moves. She takes pride in being flexible enough to do all these moves, and of course, all of them involve some sexual stimulation.

The first one is a bridging hold, where Petra is forming an arc at her legs but her torso being held down by Ela Amantora, as the masked woman sucked on her nipple.

Then The wrestler moved into a piledriving hold, she is now sitting on the bed with both legs extended outwards, hugging Petra's torso upside down, and her legs fully extending upward, as if she is doing an arm stand. Her head is also upside down but now her mouth is lining up with that prosthetic cock. And Carol pump into it carefully.

"Take this Piledriver face-fuck!" Yelled Carol, in her character. All the sudden, Petra has stopped all movement. As if she's been electrocuted. It didn't appear to Carol at first, but Petra was at least feigning to be struggling, but she stopped that at this point. Carol was oblivious to the fact that she's stopped moving completely. It was a bit worrying, but then Petra started moving about again after about 15 seconds of being completely still.

Carol was actually not paying attention because she's quite focused with the movement of the "Special Dildo". What is special about this strap-on is that it is electronic and has a remote-controlled ejaculating function. At the press of a button that Carol's holding, the prosthetic meaty appendix will release a set amount of edible artificial spunk.

After a few pumps into her willing mouth, she pulled out and released a small amount of that faux cum onto Petra's face.

The safety disclaimer is once again placed at the bottom of the screen, warning the audience not to follow suit.

She changed into a few different positions afterwards. First there is the Full Nelson with the pussy fucking, then the shapeshooter with the ass-fucking. She makes sure that after each position change, she "ejaculates" at least once, just to keep the "Accelerated regeneration" narrative alive.

She finished with "The surfboard" The one where the two crotch are not touching, just basically a bodylock where Carol uses all her limbs to lock onto Petra's limbs, but holding her mid-air, forcing her to bend at the back. But she reversed it, so that her arms locked onto Petra's legs, and her legs to Petra's arm. Forcing her to bend her back so much backwards that her head is now facing her crotch but a good 10 inches apart above it.

But she has now turned the setting to a fullpower, and she pressed the button in her hands, the big dick cummed like a fountain, hitting Petra's face from below.

And believe it or not, as goofy as it looked. This actually drove Petra over the top, and she came as well. The camera lingered at her glistening well-shaven pussy as it fade back to the studio.

~~~~~~~~~~.

The crowd is obviously pleased with this. As reflected in the cheer and applause.

Geoff asked Carol, "Carol, you seemed to know a lot about wrestling? Nephew?"

Carol nodded and replied, "Nephew, yeah."

Geoff said, "It's odd that you are often inspired by a 9 year-old child's interest to do all these sex things." Carol smiled and did not know how to respond to that. Geoff added, "But I think this time you are right on the money, I think wrestling is basically dudes taking their sexual frustration out to each other. So when two babes do it must satisfy a lot of fantasies."

Carol was relieved and nodded in appreciation.

Ana has to move on from that and said, "And we usually leave the best or the worst at last and this one is a bit of both. Here's Axel's attempt."

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Axel is wearing the shiny armour, completed with the helm.

He walked into the room, and Linda was tied up, she yelled, "Helped me, Sir Handsome..... No! Sir Hanson! Come and save me."

We only heard her moan or scream sexually, or uttered a few some short phrases. We only heard her speak a full sentence for the first time. She has a posh English accent.

Axel murmured, "Sir Hanson, where have I heard that name before?"

He moved on and asked, "So hey babe, could you tell me about my superpower?"

~~~~~

The flashback appeared where Xenia is telling Ana about this character.

Xenia seemed excited, she explained, "So Sir Hanson Heveridge is very handsome, He's a skilled swordsman. But he's also into poetry, so he recites poems when he uses his sword. He can talk to birds and has an eagle companion. And he always has roses with him, different flowers for different occasions. For example, Red for romantics and Black for enemies death."

Ana clarifies, "Okay, so his powers are, he use poetry as he uses his 'sword'. He can talk to birds and he can summon roses on command. 3 powers?" Ana couldn't help but chuckle although she hid it under her breath. These powers are so random it's gonna be a trainwreck for Axel.

Xenia missed Ana's euphemism at the word "sword", and she nodded and agreed to those being the powers of his superheros.

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Axel's still thinking he's heard that name. He only has 3 minutes as well and the audience, if they are honest, don't anticipate him to get these 3 random powers."

Linda told him, "Oh, I need you to SCAN into my heart's RHYTHM. I AM BIG fan of you and I need your FOOTING to come towards me. Oh I'm so aROSEd. I need your big BIRD in me right now!"

Even if Ana was trying to give him an obvious clue because of his short time, she found those three powers to be quite hard to say in puns.

Linda tried another, even without his prompting, "It's the heat VERSEs me now, give me your PRICK Quick, quick~! She said it in a way that sounded like QUACK QUACK, which was actually confusing.

Axel is at first baffled by it but something from those words did stand out to him. And he has an eureka moment.

"Oh, I know what this is, right, I think I know what to do now."

"Stop the clock?" asked Ana from the Tannoy..

"Yeah, stop the clock."

The comical flash comes up and sure enough this is another real, life-action sequence.

In the next edit, he has now removed his bottom, and released his big "sword", but he is still wearing his armour. But now a puppetry eagle is attached on his shoulder, flapping its wings as he moves about.

Linda's ankle's restraint is released and she opens up her leg, revealing her wet sex, welcoming Axel's "sword".

As he engages in the action, another clip is rolling overlaying it, this one is he reciting a poem,

"A Fiery-hair creature, crouching in the wild,

She's harbouring her lust, waiting to be plowed.

A knight in shiny armour, entering the den,

If he's not aroused, is he still a man?

He slashes his mighty sword, the blade is shining.

She moves her damping mound, her voice is whining."

She squealed at the end of that line, or at least the edit makes it sounds like it happened that way.

A pair of toy birds entering the shot, they look like they are hand puppets but with the owner of those hands rendered fully invisible, by the magic of green-screen technology.

"Two little birdie, drops atop her nipples,

Thinking they were sweetcorn, they began to nibble.

Their beaks are eager, sucking on those tits.

Isn't it funny that their name is also Tits?"

As if ordered by the knight, those toy birds nibble and pull at Linda's nipples just like the narrative of the poem. And Linda is rejoiced by that sensation.

"They fight the sacred battle, of sweat and moans and pleasure.

The thrust, the caress, the kisses, their joy cannot be measured.

The time is almost here, they prepare for petit mort.

The feeling is intense, they embraced it even more.

The knight prepares a rose, and white is its colour.

For their sex is simple, yet pure and sacred.

He drives it down her garden, massaging her clit.

She screams with ecstasy, as her orgasm hit.

He pulled apart the rose, leaving around the petals.

The sword exited the garden, leaving around a puddle.

The maid is well decorated, and white is the colour.

For sex is simple, but sacred between two lovers.

The End"

The camera stayed on a heaving Linda, her soft belly and breasts are covered by white ropes of ejaculation and white rose petals.

~~~~~~~~~~~

Geoff said, "Wow, that was unexpected,"

The audience agreed as their applause was going on for longer than usual.

"Did you come up with that poem? It's beautiful"

Any real poet will tell you that it is barely a poem, just a collection of rhyming sentences, also it is more of a narrative than conveying any meaning or personal feeling. But it sounded quite good, in this context, good enough.

Ana chimed in, "He did come up with most of it, we'd helped him a bit but it's mostly his doing."

Geoff said,"Well good, thank god that you are a sleazy bastard that can turn these 'romantic things', like poetry, and birds and roses into something dirty." He shoots a wink at Xenia.

Xenia ignored it, and asked Axel, "How did you know about Sir Hanson, did you really get all that from the clue?" She didn't want to sound patronizing but she didn't expect him to get it.

Axel said, "No, I read about him, he's from that smut that you read, right? the real Xenia DeShire, The Rosey Knight, I think it's called?"

Xenia is shocked, "Yeah? You read that?"

Axel replied, "I did," Before adding, "It's quite shit."

This actually happened before, when Axel admitted his knowledge of those novels. Xenia thought he's only heard of it, but what happened just now means that he's actually read it and detest it. And she's not too happy about that.

Ana has to push things forwards, "Are you ready for scoring? There's two parts of this, the creation and the portrayal. Then we'll average the score"

Geoff had a thought, "Oh god, this is hard, when they are all sort of good. Ok, we'll see how it goes, so for the creation..... Axel's actually shit cuz that's just a luchador, 1 point. Then Dr. Dom is a bit confusing and a bit basic, so 2 points; The Masked Queen's also just a dominatrix but at least she does have some superpower, 3 points. " Those three are fine with the reasoning and the scoring

"But enjoyable as it is, Now that I found out that Sir Hanson is an existing character. I can only give it 4 points. But the Dinosaur Lady is the most original design-wise so 5 points to Carol McNaughty."

The audience applauded.

Ana asked, "Now what about the portrayal? Remember the criteria are satisfying but also accurate."

Geoff continued, "Now the portrayal, We'll start from 2 points to the wax figure, a bit rough if it happened in real life. Then another 2 points to Xenia because the handjob was quite basic and not that accurate, but I'm giving her 1 bonus point for putting herself in there. So 3 points. 4 points to both Ryu and Carol for they are quite creative. But we must reward him for making up that beautifully disgusting poem, 5 points to the Sleazy Rosey Knight!"

Ana summarized that, "So 4 points to Simon, 6 points to Axel and Xenia, 7 points for Ryu but a whole 9 points to Carol McNaughty, she won the task!"

Applause again and Geoff said, "Hey people, there are more things in the world that are more important than sex, your taxes, your laundry or making your bed, and you have about 3 minutes to do those things, and then come back here for more sex!"

(end of part 3)