Kinkmaster Ssn. 01 Ep. 03 Pt. 04

Author Note: This is a sexy parody of a popular UK television game show. It is written as a narrative for the show. I think you can still enjoy it without knowledge of the show that it is based on.

The show is separated into

1. Studio Part, where they explain and discuss the performance of specific tasks.

2. Filmed Part, where they do specific tasks.

~~~~~ short divider is used to denote transition between different Filmed parts.

~~~~~~~~~~ long divider is used to denote transition between Studio Part and Filmed parts.

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Geoff said, " Welcome back to Kinkmaster. Ana my bitch, I think I want another task?"

Ana replied, "Wow! Wait. Is that an afterthought?"

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Carol walks into the bedroom, Ana is in her pajamas, a see-through satin nightgown and nothing underneath, lying on the bed. Where there is nothing but a task on the pillow.

Carol said "Ooh, sexy mama!" to Ana, who said hello back to her. Then we see a montage of other contestants walking in individually in other shots. And in this task, it's Simon who is taking part.

Carol then opened the task and read, "Give Ana the best afterplay."

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Xenia read on, "An afterplay is the action performed after a couple have finished intercourse."

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Axel, "A good afterplay completes the sexual experience, and should leave your partner wanting for more next time."

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Simon, "Best afterplay as rewarded by the Kinkmaster wins. You have 20 minutes, your time start now"

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Back in the studio, Ana said, "Xenia asked me after that if we put in the bit of explanation for her benefit. No. I doubt if many of these people are aware of after-play." She looked at the other contestants. And then swing her eye contact at the audience as well.

Geoff added, "Yes, the whole porn culture is teaching a whole generation that sex stops after they cum. Well no! There are things you need to do afterwards, god damn it!"

Ana continued, "Yes, education, that's what this show is all about. In the last tasks, they all got to have their way with the house cast, but in this one, they are all coming to Mama! Let's see how they do, it's Xenia and Carol first this time.

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Xenia is in her cute cartoon print pyjamas, she rolled off from on top of Ana, signaling the end of the main-event, which they probably didn't actually do.

Xenia said, "It was great darling, now, would you like me to read you a bed-time story?"

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Carol is wearing nothing, she similarly rolled off from on top of Ana.

"That was great, now, shall we?" Ana nodded at her.

She then turned on the TV and turned on a series, It's Game of Thrones. She then produced some crisps and beers from under the bed.

They chatted as they ate crisps and drank beer.

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Xenia is reading a book called, Forest Princess II - Wild Ambition, it's by Fiona Pickery.

"...... And just like that, Princess Gertrude has restored the balance in the forest, She and the Prince and the Animals can enjoy some peaceful time once again, until next time....."

She looked at Ana who's next to her, and she's already fallen asleep, snoring.

Xenia closed the book and put it away. She said, "Gooodnight Darling," then she turned off the night and assumed the sleeping position herself.

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Geoff said, "Well, well, well...... Just as we thought we are going to witness a corruption arc of our precious Xenia, after she's jerked a guy off, she came to her innocent librarian way of fucking reading a book."

"They edited it out but that book is really dirty!" Xenia tried to defend. "She bedded a dwarf and an elf!"

"At the same time?" asked Geoff.

"Well, not at the same time....." replied Xenia. "It's not that kind of story."

Geoff swiftly moved on, "On the other hand, Carol went for a whole ordeal of bringing movie night after the sex. I don't know, let me do a quick survey here, how many people would love that idea? Give me a cheer?" He asked the audience.

A large portion of the audience cheered. Mostly female.

Carol added, "Well every time I had a booty call, they always say Netflix and chill, but then they never do the Netflix part any more. I'd say bring back Netflix"

"Bring back Netflix, Bring back Netflix, Bring back Netflix" The crowd chanted humorously.

Geoff said, "I personally wouldn't mind it."

Carol said, "Well, we should do it sometimes." She was quite nervous in the first two episodes but has obviously come out of her shell a bit more by this point and revealed more of her slutty and bubbly personality.

Geoff said, "That could be arranged. But not after the series. I am not going to have sex with any of you and then get criticized for clouding my judgement."

Ana said, "Awnn, you are such a good guy, Geoff." She looked at her with admiration. But quickly turned to the camera and say, "Next up is two good guys, Axel and Simon"

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Axel is panting, "I'm cumming, I'm cumming I'm CUMMING!!!"

And he nutted inside Ana's willing pussy who is enjoying an equally satisfying orgasm.

"That was amazing, babe." Axel said, "Now let's get you cleaned up."

He helped her up and led her to the bathroom.

He turned on the shower and let the warm water dripped through her body, and use a clean towel to wipe and massage her at the same time.

He cleaned every part of her, including all the cum in her pussy. And kiss her cheek lovingly.

"Now, it's your turn, babe, come and clean me up." He pressed her head down. He has deliberately avoided the water from washing down himself. And his cum-covered penis is now becoming erect again. He aims it at her mouth. She looked up with a wicked smile, softly running her tongue through its shaft. And soon, the shaft-cleaning became a full on facefuck again as Axel pressed the back of her head.

But as we all know how it's gonna end, the clip faded into the next scene.

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Simon is naked, rolling off from on top of Ana.

We saw Simone half naked before, and now we see him naked, even though they are the same person, this version looked strangely masculine, with strong, toned muscles but incredible skin. He has a long torso and long arms, fingers, legs. It seems like everything is long and thin, but the camera doesn't show us his penis to fully corroborate that statement.

"Oh, that was so good, Ana." Simon said, "Now let's get you cleaned up."

But he wasn't gonna get her into the bathroom.

Instead, he went downtown to her well-used pussy. Licking all the cum that he has deposited a minute ago. The licking was so good that Ana let out a loud moan.

The camera closed in and showed Simon's extraordinarily long tongue, just like the rest of his body, long and thin. Perfect for a job like this. He scooped every single corner of her vaginal wall.

And just as his drag namesake, in one go he has swallowed all his own semen that he has deposited in her. Or maybe it was those artificial ones we see earlier.

He announced that she's pristine. Then he shook her hand, thanked her for the evening and left the room.

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Geoff said, "I mean I honestly.... Again, I can't say from a guy's point of view, so I'm gonna throw it to the female audience. if you like Axel's way of cleaning you up and then make you blow him again, give me a cheer?"

About half of the female audience cheered for that.

Axel said, "Doesn't it say you gonna leave them wanting more next time? If 'that'" He pointed at the screen, "doesn't brand it in her brain, I don't know what does?"

Ana added sultrily, "Well I think it only works if you have an appendix that's that impressive."

Axel pointed at her, as if to say, "Touche."

Geoff ignored their open flirting, he asked, "Now If you like the man sucking the cum from you, give me a cheer?"

Almost 80% of the females thought that was great and cheered.

Geoff said, "Really? I didn't think so many people would be into that."

Carol added, "It showed that he really doesn't mind the mess and cares about you. But I don't know about the handshake or the leaving right after. Like she handed him a document he just signed or something."

Simone added, "I thought it's to leave them alone, bit awkward in the morning is it?"

Carol shrugged. Ana decided to move on, "Last but not least it's Ryu Fukumi."

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As opposed to in the bedroom like the previous four scenes, this scene happened in the living room. There are some Japanese decorations, and instead of a bed, Ana is getting up from a traditional Japanese Futon, but as naked as she can be.

The camera moved to the side, as we see Ryu is in a full Kimono kneeling on her knee and her head is also fully facing down, both her palms are also touching the floor.

She raised her head, looking softly at Ana, said, "Mistress Ana, thanks to your diligent work, I have experienced an incredible orgasm and a very enjoyable time. I am forever in debt to you"

She moved closer to her. And move together with a bucket of warm water with some cherry blossom petals in it. She put a sponge and dab it with the water, and started to clean Ana's body. As she did it, she said, "These great hands, they are magical, delivered many ripples through my body, these magnificent breasts, they are so soft and felt fantastic against my body. I become so aroused just by looking at them. Your beautiful mouth, they are marvelous little pleasure giver, blew into me many different feelings, as well as giving me new life and energy."

She finished cleaning her body and gave her a separate cup for gargling. Then she prepared a kimono style sleeping robe, helped Ana dress in it.

She then says, "I hope you have a good rest, Oyasuminasai." She bowed again, and took her cleaning tools away in a big tray and left the room.

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Geoff said, "Ryu, I think that was the most feminine you've ever shown us. I think it was great, why can't you be more like that all the time?"

Ryu said, "Are you having a laugh? Listen, Geoff, I looked at that task and immediately I thought about hospitality, and Japanese hospitality is the most famous, the best thing about our culture. And as much as I hate to do it to this annoying little cunt over there, I'm not going to let my people down by being half-assed in delivering hospitality to a guest.

Geoff said, "Wow, I don't think they will appreciate the two-facedness either."

Ryu rebuked, "Look, that's not part of the task. We can all be the nicest people when we are on the job, off the job, it's a different story."

Ana stepped in as if that was a real beef, "Anyway, ready to score?"

Geoff said, "Librarian, 1 point!" Xenia looked deflated.

Geoff continued, " Just going by the crowd reaction, I think 2 points to Axel, 3 to Carol and 4 to Simon. But because, who doesn't want to be treated like some sex-god? And also because I am not gonna piss off a whole nation as I love myself some Japanese Hospitality at some point, Ryu gets 5 well deserved points!"

The crowd cheered, and as it's tradition, Geoff yelled, "Please get up to the stage for the final task of the show!"

They are in position, everyone is having a tablet in their hand and standing in a line facing the audience..

"Who's going to read the task?" Asked Geoff.

"Axel Martinez is going to read it." replied Ana.

Axel opened the task and read, "Convey a sext using only emoji. Each contestant must type one emoji each in each round in 5 seconds. If you failed to type anything after 5 seconds, you are disqualified for that round. If Geoff guessed the message after you have added your Emoji. You'll get 1 point. Most points after 10 rounds win."

Ana added, "So they have been given the same phone with the same set of emojis, and Geoff will have one guess after each emoji. Any questions?"

It is a game that is quite easy to understand but hard to actually play because of the time constraint. And they are up for a rather messy start.

Ana gave them the category to start with, The first 3 are dirty talk. The first one is simply, "I want to fuck your brains out." But The first 4 players, struggle to make emoji with "I wanna fuck you....", but when it's Xenia turn, she just put in the Brain emoji, and Geoff immediately get's it.

The second one is, "I'm melting in my panties." Axel typed a woman emoji, to signal that this came from a female, then Carol simply put in an ice emoji and Ryu put in a water emoji. Geoff got it immediately.

The third one is simply "You up?" Again, While Ryu and Simon was going for the literal "You" and fumbled, Xenia just put in an "Up" emoji and Geoff got it.

The second category is "Pet name you may call Geoff", but they are not simple at all.

The first one is "Bad Dragon", Which was referenced before in the show. This time Axel learnt from the master who is Xenia, and went for the easy one first and put in a Dragon Emoji, and then he sent Geoff a "smouldering" look, which elicited the immediate correct response from Geoff. While this was not against the rule, Axel was warned.

The overall fifth one is "The Magnificent Beast", It is a bit trickier, a few of them put in different wild animals, Xenia tried to put in a queen to signified "Magnificent", as in the Disney Snow White Villain, but it in itself is not enough, at the end, a bit of luck came to Carol. Xenia put in "Magnet", Axel put in "Fist", she was running out of time so she just typed a random Smile emoji. Geoff actually got it from Axel's clue, but he took too long to come up with it, so Carol got the point.

For the sixth one, it is a bit harder, as many of the words are proper names. They tried love emoji, kiss emoji, sun emoji, a few different ones. But it's just not doing it. It went on for 3 rounds, and Simon put in a Comet emoji. Together with The Beach, The Cliff, White Dot, Seasides. It finally made Geoff recognize it's "Casanova from Sunny Dover".

Xenia is leading at this point but the next category is slightly harder for her. It's Sex Act or Sex Position. And they are not the very common ones that even she would know. In fact, they are very very niche names that most people might not know, but the production is sure the Kinkmaster himself would know.

One of them is "Mancunian Candidate". It is quite hard to convey. They tried "North", "Politician", "Candy", "Calendar" as in "date". After a few more things that are related to the city of Manchester, "football", "stadium", Geoff still didn't get it. Xenia threw in a "Desert" Emoji, she didn't actually think Geoff will get it from there, but it's amazing how the brain works sometimes, and he got it from the "North", "Desert" -> "Oasis" -> "Manchester".

The next one is the creation from last week's episode, the "Negroni Xi", Ana has warned them to just use Emoji, without saying any words, Axel put in an Italy flag for some reason, Carol started with the "cocktail", Ryu put in an "X", as in the multiplying symbol, but Geoff still didn't get it, he got it when Simon put in an Orange.

"I'm so glad I got that!" purred Simone, who created the said sex play last episode.

The next one is called, "Pine leaves falling", Ryu immediately knew that it is from the Japanese sex-bible "The 48 ways", which is basically two people scissoring, but somehow they have that name in Japanese. So while other tried "Pine tree", "Winds", "Leaves", Ryu decided to test Geoff by putting in a "Scissors" Emoji, and The Kinkmaster is called that for a reason, he got it from that, and Ryu has had new respect for him."

The final one is called, "Howling moving castle", Xenia obviously recognized the reference from the Japanese Anime, but she dreads to think what sex thing can this be. As is her usual way, she found the easy part of the clue and threw in a "castle", and immediately realized her mistake. Axel simply had to throw in a walking emoji and Geoff's sleazy brain already made the connection and guessed the right answer.

But it doesn't matter to Xenia, she's got 4, Axel and Ryu got 2, Simon and Carol each got 1. So she still won.

Geoff said, "Come back down and Let's see what it does to the score!"

They followed that instruction and came back down.

He said, "So Ana my bitch, what did that do to the score?"

Ana replied, "Well, so Xenia won that task and got a whole 5 points. Axel and Ryu are joint 3rd so they get 3 points each, Carol and Simon both got 1 point for coming last. But here's what is interesting. That result has put Axel, Carol and Ryu all on the top of this episode's leaderboard, they all got 21 points!" She exclaimed. The crowd roared in excitement

Geoff said, "Exciting, drama you can't write! So what do we do on this occasion Ana?"

Ana is also excited that this is happening, she said, "Of course a tie-break task, and this time, they are actually doing a tie-break.

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It is showing a quick montage, where they all arrive in the room, their upper body is being tied up by ropes over their clothing. Their hands are tied up in front of their body, so they can still move about that way. Axel read, "Break away from the rope completely, fastest win, your time start now."

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Everyone think it would be easy for Ryu, the rope master herself. But the knot was devised by the novice in-house ropemaster Ollie, who uses some different styles of knots from his Boy Scout's days. Some of those even Ryu hasn't seen it, so it does throw her off her game a bit.

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Axel is similarly struggling. He's trying to break out by force, but it only makes it tighter.

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Carol was strangely calm, she's not been tied up like this before and it's strangely arousing. She seems to manage to wiggle her torso off the rope quite easily.

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Ryu stumbled in the beginning but found her way back quite quickly. She broke away from the knot that bound her hands. And the rest came off quite quickly it seems.

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Carol did it the other way around, she wiggled the rope completely off the rope and then used some weird method to wiggle out of the hand knot.

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And finally, Axel seems to finish at the end but he's sweating quite profusely.

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Geoff said, "So let's get the time, Ryu has to crash this task doesn't she?"

Ana said, "Ryu was really fast, 3 minutes 30 seconds, Axel took almost 5 times that time it's 13 minutes 10. But what happened was, Ollie told me that, she has such a ginormous and soft breast that he couldn't tie her the same way without hurting her, so she got a slight advantage that way, Carol McNaughty's huge tits saved the day, she got out in 3 minutes 19 seconds she won the task and the episode! "

Ryu said, "I have much to learn"

Geoff added, "Carol McNaughty won the episode! Please get up to the stage and collect all the symbols for sex symbols."

Carol couldn't believe it. But at the encouragement of others, she finally got up and went up the stage.

Geoff said, "So what have we learnt today? Well, I certainly learnt that good thing can come from many forms. Ordering the wrong Daisies, watching Wrestling with your Cousin, and of course, having a giant pair of tits.

But more importantly, we learn that the winner of today's episode is..... Carol McNaughty!"

The screen goes up and reveals a happy Carol wandering around the prizes. Kissing Ms. B and playing with various things.

(End of Episode 3)