The Daily World Report

A short story that pokes satire, humor and fun at the state of todays' world. No apologies to those who can't take my humor. Comments are welcome and yes this is total fiction.

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11 PM - Midwest time, USA. The television flickered, and then the screen popped to life. Fingering the remote control the sets owner was ready to change the channel when he heard the female newscaster's voice and stopped.

"In other late breaking news today a third Columbian female sex worker is missing. Fans of Carlota-Cums say the cam girl popular on the *censored* website has missed her third daily sex show and has not posted any updates. Spokesperson and moderator from *censored* says fans are worried she has met with foul play. Two other women recently went missing from the website with fans citing the same concerns."

The graphic beside the female announcer changed to show a picture of the American president. "On social media late last night Trump tweeted that he is not responsible and he has never used a cam-site. He followed up with a tweet on his social platform suggesting he might direct the DOJ to investigate if it becomes apparent the woman have tried to enter the US illegally. He then blamed ex-president Biden's immigration policies as the reason the women were missing without providing any proof."

The graphic changed again as the anchorwoman continued. "Billionaire Musk has also quickly responded to comments on his platform X by saying no comment, and stating that no comment is also a tenant of free speech. He suggested perhaps they have all gone on a road trip in one of his new Tesla Musk Trucks."

The graphic disappeared and the camera centered on the anchor woman. "High profile politician Marjorie Tayler Green said in a press briefing last night that obviously this is an abduction organized by Merman from Atlantis under the guidance of Biden and the Democratic Party. White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said the White House has no specific comment at this time but the President is closely watching updates and reports with interest."

"Internationally, response from the Kremlin was, no comment, but they did release a picture of Putin with no shirt riding a horse and claiming he was a manly man for starting the war to free Ukrainians from themselves."

"Other network responses have been varied. CNN, MSNBC and FOX networks have all said it remains a mystery. The three networks will continue to provide up to the minute breaking information, in depth commentaries and deep analysis. Several independent analysts have stated the opinion if they talk about it long enough, similar to the theory about enough monkeys, time and typewriters, they will eventually come up with the truth while generating record profits and ratings."

"Other popular America mainstream media outlets such as The Globe, Sun and National Enquirer have yet to report any details as they have been unable to find semi-nude or skimpy bikini pictures of the three missing women while Hallmark Network and Netflix stated they are considering making movies about the missing woman."

Online, commenter's responses from the trolls in the Loving Wife's category of a popular erotic stories website have commented wildly, with almost all saying the woman have gone missing because they cheated on their husbands or they were obviously sluts."

The commenter continued, "Our editors reached out for comments from several prominent Online News services but did not receive any response in time for this newscast. However an anonymous source at R***l News suggested authorities should use Google because Google can locate anything."

On the television set the female newscaster hesitated a second, adjusted her shirts buttons then continued, "We will be right back with other important breaking news right after these commercial breaks."

The owner of the television set lost interest and switched channels.

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Meanwhile somewhere, on a beach in the sunny Caribbean.....

"God I love this beach, warm water, sunny skies, great drinks with colleges," said Jenni-Does-It-All. "Don't you just love the sound of the surf?"

"I agree," said Hot-Sex-Babe as she gazed across the cove to their shared beach house. "Can you pass me that bottle of sun tan lotion?"

"Carlota, this idea to take a vacation was great. I don't know about you but my pussy was getting sore from that pounding I got from Big-Cock-Man last week. I think my Lush vibrator is broken because it only works on full vibrate mode now. That's the third one this year."

Carlota responded, "I wish mine did that, I need the money and could use a good orgasm about now. But I must admit this week by the pool with you girls to just relax with no TV, radio or internet is just what the doctor ordered."