Smile Your on Candid Camera

Smile You Are on Candid Camera

This fictional story is the second in the "The Device" story I did earlier. I have had a hard time selecting the name for this one.

There was a show on TV on CBS in 1960 called Candid Camera where people were made part of a joke and were taped responding to a crazy situation. It was a popular show, but people were always let in on the joke and not made to look foolish. Back then people could take a joke. The opening line to the show was "Smile, You're on Candid Camera."

I finally decided to call this story "Smile, "You're on Candid Camera" because it is one big joke.

Remember this is a fictional story. The actual equipment described is, in fact, available on Amazon, Walmart, and most auto parts stores. They range in price from $25 into the thousands but many from one to two hundred dollars. They are waterproof and cable lengths,1 1/2 feet to sixteen feet. I do not encourage or recommend trying this!! The last thing I want to say is DO NOT TRY THIS

. If you remember in my first post, "The Device" and its other posts made in error (The Chines Toy / The Chinses Surprise) It took me a while to figure out the Literoticia system.

Jason was very busy in his repair shop. It had not been apparent to him that there were so many electric sex toys out there. Sometime ago, Jason had received a mystery package with something to repair, and it had cost him $8000 in hospital bills, one girlfriend and a sore ass for sure. Anyway, social media had heard about that event and posted it all over the place Although that was very embarrassing, it had a plus side to it.

Jason's business had taken a sudden and overwhelming increase in requests for repair of sex toys. Who knew that there were THAT many sex toys that went bad. Jason thought that sex toys were just tossed out if they broke but apparently when people found one they liked, they did not want to throw them out. Who knew?

There was a negative side to it. The FedEx man now visited every day and sometimes 3 or 4 times a day. It interrupted the FedEx guys schedule, and you always knew when he was there because you could hear him muttering Fuck, Fuck, Fuck. And the loud screeching of the truck coming and going.

Jason was also becoming the answer guy on how to use various toys. Jason would have liked to know how to use all the toys, but frankly, he did not have time to fuck with them.

Jason thought that there could only be so many toys, but he was wrong, wrong, wrong.

Jason was also called upon, several times a month from people, for advice about how to un-fuck themselves. People could think of more things to put in places where they should not go.

It turns out that people would stuff almost anything in their holes without thinking about how to get them out.

Jason was now considering writing a book about all the stupid things people do to themselves but the service fee he charged for the personal touch removal procedures was substantial.

Many customers were too embarrassed to go to the hospital Truth be known, Jason got to see a lot of interesting stuff. He would probably wait until he retired for the book

Jason had personal experience along this line. When he was 5 years old, he had stuffed a bean in his nose and had to go to the hospital to have it removed. His parents were pissed but he was only 5 after all. The doctor had to keep from laughing because he saw this almost every day. The dry bean, placed in the damp nose, causes the bean to swell up and requires the doctor's assistance.

Apparently the cut off age for stupidity though was way over five.

Jason had started a collection of interesting objects retrieved in his "operating room"

Just last week, one poor soul had made his own anal beads from ping pong balls threaded on some five-pound test fishing line and then shoved it up his ass. While retrieving the anal beads the fishing line broke and left six balls in his ass. Jason decided to skip this project as he was not all that thrilled with six shitty ping pong balls and sent the idiot to the ER. The ER bill turned into the surgical bill in the "end", so to speak.

Another case that was memorable was an 18-year-old young lady who decided to see if a Coke bottle would fit into her pussy. The answer was yes it could, but it might not come out.

What? On occasion it is possible for the bottle to develop a vacuum. Usually that can be solved by inserting a small soft tube like a straw along the side of the bottle but sometimes not. The tendency is for the afflicted person to force something in and cause other injuries.

The lady in question had heard about Jason and decided to save some money instead of going to the ER. Since she lived in the same town she just drove over to Jasons with the bottle in place.

Jason had seen this before. The possible solution was to very carefully, and I do mean carefully, drill a small hole in the bottom of the bottle releasing the vacuum and letting the bottle slip slide away

. Jason was experienced with this problem, and he had purchased a stainless steel "sound" from the porn store to accomplish the same result with a lot less risk. Please do not try to use a wire coat hanger or something similar. The lady was so thrilled, that she gave him a tip he could not refuse, and he did not charge her either. A side benefit of the job.

One day Jason was assaulting his new girlfriend by licking her peach

(that's what he calls her shaved pussy) when she said, "I wish I could see my pussy like you do." "Why" he said. He had never thought that a woman would like to see the goods like he did. That is because guys are able to see their package whenever they want. Nothing new to see there. She said," I just would like to see it." Jason knew that there were medical instruments that could look anywhere, especially after his unintended colonoscopy when his old girl friend had shoved that stainless steel ball up his ass. (Another story there.)

Jason knew that video cameras were getting smaller and smaller, but the medical ones were way expensive. Then one day, Jason was at the Quick Lube getting the oil changed when he noticed a mechanic doing something strange. He had a cable in a sparkplug hole looking at his cell phone. Suddenly the guys says, "there it is." Jason went over to the guy and said, "what are you doing?"

The mechanic said, "I'm looking at the top of the piston to see if there is a problem." "Wow that's amazing, can I see that?" Sure enough. Jason looked at the cell phone the guy was holding, and the inside of the engine was clear as day.

The mechanic pulled the little cable out of the engine. On the end was a very small camera with some little lights. The mechanic proceeded to explain that in the last few years these inspection cams had become the latest gadget. Now you could look inside the engine instead of taking the engine out of the car and then taking it apart.

A light came on in Jason's mind. He said," I bet these things are expensive. "They used to be but now you can get one anywhere from $25 to $5000. This is a cheap one for around $100. Some of these thigs can look around in there by using a little joystick, like a video game.

Jason almost had an orgasm right then and there. The little camera was only about 3/8 of an inch and the cable was waterproof and up to 16 feet long although they can be as short as 1 foot. Where can you get these things? Walmart, Amazon, most all auto parts stores the guy said.

Jason is not a real religious person, but he said," holy cow, thank you God for this miracle."

Jason ran down to the nearest auto place and got one for about 100 bucks.

Jason rushed home to check it out, this model could connect to his cell phone or his PC. He could just imagine on his PC with the 65" monitor.

The camera was just a little bit large to fit in his cock but would fit in his girlfriend with plenty of room to spare. In fact it should fit in a lot of places.

The first place he tried was a really safe place, in his mouth. YES it was unbelievable and he could tell that he needed to get to the dentist sooner rather than later.

Next, he decided to just look at his dick to see how it worked in day light and it was good. Then Jason decided to look at something he had never looked at before, his ass. Jason decided, in for a penny, in for a pound

He assumed the position, (this may vary from one to another), greased up one of the hollow butt plugs, and very gently inserted it and then the camera in his ass. He had to get it about 1 inch in before anything was visible. Jason checked before inserting the camera to be sure that he was not full of shit before doing this. He started by sticking his finger in there. There was no shit on his finger so good to go. If shit on finger break out enema equipment. Jason was fucking his girlfriend in the ass so he had all the equipment.

Yes, there his ass hole was although it wasn't all that interesting to him. It was funny that his girlfriend's ass looks a lot better than his.

Anyway, Jason was ready, so he started to slowly shove the camera in. To be honest there wasn't anything to see. A doctor who does colonoscopies all day would find it very boring, so to speak.

On too the next event.

Since the camera and its cable were waterproof, he could safely sanitize it using a solution of Betadine, which Jason got at the pharmacy. (ABSOLUTELY DO NOT SKIP THIS STEP- Let the stuff soak for a while. Remember that cleanliness is next to something else.

Jason was going to look up her ass hole just out of curiosity since he had already had his dick in there and then in her pussy. To be sanitary you must be prepared, He purchased 2, hollow, see thru butt plugs, one for each hole. He already had plenty of lube

It's Saturday and Jasons new girlfriend is coming over and he is going to show her his new toy. She does not know this. Remembering the last girlfriend, who did not get a full briefing before the Device from China, Jason was going to let her try it out on him. He had purchased a hollow butt plug for himself and is kind of hoping that she will like playing with his ass hole first. She will have to insert the but plug and it will be a first for Jason.

Jasons new playmate, Mindy arrived at his house at the usual time, and they went to the local pizza place. On the way there Jason told her that he had a special surprise for her when they got back to the house, but he wanted her to guess what it was. That was fine for a while, but after a few minutes of guessing she got tired of that. Jason considered the frown on her face and decided that he may have made an error. Just normal for Jason. Finally, he said I got something for you that you said that you would like. It is very special, so please bear with me, you will like it.

Jason made sure that they ordered the correct pizza with pineapple and no onions or garlic because those last two items made her peach taste a little strong where the pineapple was very good when mixed with her personal flavoring.

When they got back to the house Jason said, "do you remember one night where you said that you would like to see your pussy, the same as I see it?" "YES", she said, "I knew you would cum up with something."

Jason then explained to Mindy, He was willing to let her use it on him first if she wanted. Mindy said, "Tell me what the fuck it is."

Jason said, "it is a little video camera that is small enough to go in your pussy and show you what you look like. In fact, it is small enough that we can put it there while we are fucking, and you see what it looks like as I slid my cock in and out and watch me cum in your hot little pussy."

Mindy said," my pussy is not small and if you think that you are going to use it first on yourself you are WRONG."

Well OK, said Jason. There was one thing I have just thought about. The camera can connect to my PC and if I do that then you can watch it on my new 65-inch TV. We can role play like porn stars or even make our own porn videos. "Stop, stop said Mindy I am in overload.

Before starting, Jason told Mindy, "The camera must have light to see where it is going. It has 6 or 8 LED lights in there with the camera. In most cases we can turn some of them on and off. Here is the problem. If you have all the lights ON, then they can get warm or even hot so please let me know that BEFOE, it gets too warm. I do not want to burn your pussy Then I would need to find another girlfriend and perhaps need more surgery for myself.

So now we were ready for liftoff. Jason, have learned a few things since he got into the sex repair business and that is to always set the stage before the debut. Foreplay is called for here. Jason preferred natural lubrication over KY. Why? Because mother nature knows best. Pussy juice means that she is warmed up and ready to proceed.

While Jason was busy priming the pussy with a finger, he discussed the proper position to assume. They quickly eliminated The Cowboy, the Doggy, the 69, as each having its own problem, so Mindy went the standard missionary approach.

By now Mindy was producing lots of natural juice, so Jason got down between those luscious legs and the stimulating order of hot pussy.

And what smell is that you ask? Jason liked to think of it like hot rolls fresh out of the oven. He used to work in a bakery and could smell the hot rolls two blocks from the bakery. At least that is how Jason saw it.

Since this was the first time he tried this, he used the clear hollow "butt plug" so that he could recon the area. (Remember that he had purchased these earlier and then got 3 just in case. (For once he had thought ahead.)

Jason very carefully slipped the "butt plug" into her pussy and then slipped the camera into position. He had never imagined that a pussy was that complicated. It was like looking into a beautiful pink cave with a secret grotto at the back. (Cervix) He had heard about this feature but never seen one and thought most guys haven't either. Yes, the pussy is a wonderful place.

He heard a gasp from Mindy. "Oh my god", she said, seeing her goods on the 65-inch screen.

Snice he was driving, (the camera) after a minute or two he proceeded on to the cervix, for a closer inspection. The camera was small enough to go right into her cervix, but he decided that was probably a bridge to far.

Jason backed out, planning on reading some medical books on the subject before later trips to Mindys pussy paradise. The really great thing about this historical journey was that it was on the 65-inch TV so they both got a good look.

Since Jason had rushed into the holy place, he had completely bypassed the other parts of the gates to paradise. it is a masterpiece of form and function. It works great, smells great and tastes great if you do not eat garlic or anchovies beforehand.

They both closely inspected the outer and inner lips, the vaginal opening, which was not exactly where he expected, the pee hole and the highly aroused clit. It made him hungry. I have always liked peaches. As an explanation, the vagina is at the bottom of the split and the clit at the top. It makes a difference when you are tasting the peach

After a short break they decided to see how this idea works in real life.

It was necessary to re-prime the lubrication but that was no problem. Mindy was willing to provide the peach juice and Jason was only too happy to put that on his tool.

The camera was introduced to the "pussy" and then Jason inserted his tool. No problem was noted, and the camera was working just great showing a well stuffed pussy with the head of his cock visible sliding in and out and no overheating in the camera.

Temperature in the pussy was just right. Mindy and Jason commenced to subject the pussy cam to as much friction as possible at top speed. Their efforts were soon successful in the climactic results with Jason providing large amounts of cum to flood the camera. It was an exciting moment when they reviewed the replay (yes, they recorded it.)

As with any good production crew they quickly sucked (sorry) cleaned out, oh there we go again, ) anyway they reran the test again right away (isn't youth wonderful) It was not necessary to adjust the cam as it did not interfere with anything and after about an hour or two, they gave up, too pooped to pop.

"To Pooped to Pop" was a song in the 50'and called the "Popcorn Song" It did have a hidden meaning that escaped Jason at the time being only 12 but he was pretty sure that most people got the idea. (There was a popular song in WWII called "Roll Me Over in the Clover" and I know everyone knew what that was about.)

Jason and Mindy attempted to wear out the Pussy Cam over the next few months but were unsuccessful. They mentioned it to a few of their friends who tried it and reported a score of 10 out of 10. Jason was able to start a side business selling pussy cams to one and all at a reasonable markup.

Jason did get to go back and explore the ass cam and the Cervix cam. To be honest Jason liked filling Mindy's ass hole rather than looking up it. It was fun though to use the convenient clip-on attachment that allowed him to clip it on Mindy's pussy lips and see her clit swell up and jerk when she comes.

Jason was pretty sure that his "pussy cam" would be a hit and very profitable.