Mom Puked

I remember the first time my mom and I made love, tried to make love. We were kissing and fooling around. I played with her tits. She stroked my chest. I spread her legs. I ate her out. She sat bolt upright and puked. It was all over my hair and back. It was running into my eyes. (Don't get puke in your eyes. It stings).

The second time we made love it was fine, I was about to screw her standing up in the shower, until as I was about to put my dick in. She puked. It went over my shoulder and down my back.

The third time was in her car, on the backseat, her legs sticking out of the window. I was fingering her, saw the look on her face, ducked, and she puked explosively through the window. My mom said, "No one's ever made me puke as hard as that."

The fourth time I only got as far as feeling her tit, in the park, and she puked for Christendom into the landscaped flower beds.

Every time i tried to fuck her it just got worse.

By the tenth time I tried to fuck her, I thought I'd try a little experiment. We were in the kitchen, I said, "Mom, I'm going to fuck you good and hard." She puked. I shot my load. She was now so sensitive that I only had to say I was going to fuck her and she would puke. I thought this is strange. I shot my load when she puked.

The eleventh time: I took my hard dick out and she saw it, and puked. I came in streams without wanking.

Now i just show her my dick, she pukes, and I cum. What the fuck is happening to me. I only cum when my mom pukes. I decided I needed psychiatric help. So, off I went to see a psychiatrist His name was Dr. Vrie. He said, "Tell me, how did this all begin?"

I said, "I was going to screw my mom. Me and mom were kissing and fooling around,"

Then, Doctor Vrie, who had been scribbling notes, stopped scribbling puked, and I shot my load.

I thought, " fuck me this is catching". Dr Vrie apologised for puking, cleaned his puke up, sat back down and addressed me. He said, "My dear boy, I apologise profusely for throwing up. My diagnosis is; it's probably some form of conditioned reflex. However, I'd like a second opinion. Would you mind if I called my colleague in to confirm my diagnosis. His office is just across the hall."

I said, "By all means"

So I and the psychiatrist went to see his buddy, Doctor Ernst, who was also a psychiatrist, Dr Ernst said, "Please tell me. How did this all begin?"

I told him, "I was going to fuck my mom. We were kissing and fooling around."

Dr Vrie and Doctor Ernst both puked and I shot my load. Both the doctors apologised profusely but were unsure of what exactly was happening. Doctor Vrie consulted with Doctor Ernst, They chatted for a while and then Doctor Vrie said, "I think we need to visit Doctor Baum, he is a specialist in problems involving conditioned reflexes." I considered this and, finally, said, "Okay, let's go and see the specialist.

We, Doctor Vrie, Doctor Ernst, and myself, visited, a third psychiatrist, Doctor Baum the specialist. He asked, the first psychiatrist, "Tell me how this all began".

The first psychiatrist was a bit worried but thought, "at least I can say what happened without all this puking and cumming, " So he began to tell the story, "My client, the gentleman on my left, came into my office and told me he had a terrible affliction. He said he only cummed when his mother puked. I considered the problem. I thought it must be a conditioned reflex. I asked him to tell me all about it, from the beginning, how it all began.. He said, I quote, and he looked down at his notes and began to read them, my client said, 'I remember the first time my mom and I made love, tried to make love. We were kissing and fooling around.'"

No sooner did these words leave Doctor Vrie's mouth than Doctor Ernst and Dr Baum both threw up and I, and Doctor Vrie, shot our loads. We all apologised to each other. Doctor Baum and Doctor Ernst cleaned up their puke, "Very strange," said Dr Baum, "I don't think I can cure you. My advice is to try and relieve the symptoms. Get your mother to wear a blindfold and earplugs when you fuck her."

So I went home to my mother and we tried this novel cure. She put on the blindfold, put the earplugs in, and I set about trying to fuck her. I was successful. We had a wonderful bout of lovemaking.

A week later I received a conference call from Doctors Vrie, Ernst, and Baum, asking if they could come over to my house and discuss things with me. I agreed and. later that day, they turned up.

Upon their arrival Dr. Vrie, acting as their spokesman said, "We the three of us, have a problem."

I said, "What is it?"

He said, " We all went home to our wives, We were kissing and fooling around, and our wives puked up and we all shot our loads. We'd like to know, did what we suggested work?"

I said, "I can go one better. Would you like a demonstration?" They all replied in the affirmative.

I shouted, "Mother! Can you come in here and bring your blindfold and earplugs?"

She shouted back, "Just a second dear." A minute later she appeared with earplugs and blindfold in her hand. She saw me and the three doctors and she said, "Oh, a gangbang. How nice!"

Immediately we all puked and she cummed...