Ghosts and the Druid Scroll Pt 14

Parody and Fan Fiction inspired by the TV show "Ghosts" (US version)

by denver47790

(Of course I don't own the show and the characters, and this story is just for fun.)

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Sam was on her way to the store. She had a large grocery list for the B & B and for Jay's restaurant. Pete had came with her to keep company.

"Sam Stop the car." Said Pete with a scared look on his face. Sam pulled over.

"What is it?" Sam asked worriedly.

"Listen." Said Pete.

"I don't hear anything." Said Sam.

"Me either." Said Pete as he pointed the building they were in front of. They were parked in front of the Jazzland Club.

Pete jumped out of the car and ran into the building. The place was dark and empty. He had a very bad feeling about this. He walked through the building, which was deserted except for the basement that still contained headless Big Frank and Alexander Hamilton.

As he continued he could hear crying from the far room. He entered and found Alberta crying her eyes out.

"What happened?" Asked Pete.

"We were singing and dancing then suddenly there was a huge flash of light and they were all sucked off. Even Big Frank's goons got sucked off. I was here alone with those two headless guys in the basement. I'm sorry about Jimmy and everything. You must hate me for the way I treated you." Said Alberta

"I don't hate you but I do miss you and what we had. It hurt a lot when I saw you with Jimmy but with some help from Joan, Shiki and Sass I got through it.

"Do you think Sam will let me come home? I miss my friends." Asked Alberta.

"I can ask her. She is right outside." Said Pete

"Wait. Sam is here?" Asked Alberta.

"Yea. We were on our way to the store to get supplies for the B& B and the restaurant when we passed by here and I didn't hear you singing. So I had her stop and I came in to see if you were OK.

"Tell Sam I need to talk to her. Now." Begged Alberta.

"Sure but there is a problem." Said Pete which caused Alberta to become disappointed.

"The doors are locked and she can't walk through walls and you can't walk through the ghost boundary.

Alberta though for a second and said "The alley where Big Frank and his men were killed. The boundary must extend that far I will meet you two there in a minute.

Pete went back to Sam and told her what happened.

"I would love to have Alberta back. But how is that going to affect you, Joan, Shiki, and Sass?" Asked Sam.

"One step at a time. Right now we need to get Alberta." Said Pete they walked behind the club and there was Alberta waiting for them.

Alberta was so happy to see her that she ran to hug her and ran straight into the ghost boundary.

Sam ran over to her and asked if she was ok.

"I'm fine. Can I come home to Woodstone? I miss you, Jay, Pete and all my friends." Begged Alberta

"Sure but we have to make one stop at the store." Said Sam.

Sam pulled out her cards and absorbed Alberta. The three of them went to store for over two hours while gathered everything on Jay restaurant list and her B & B list.

Pete introduced Alberta to his friends Gloria and Mike who were still carrying that big screen TV. They took Alberta and Pete on a tour of the store and Alberta was in awe of the size of the store. She said it was bigger than the whole town she grew up in. They rejoined Sam at the checkout counter.

Sam was surprised to meet Pete's friends and she asked them how do they plug in the TV, which had all the ghosts laughing even Alberta.

"Is that all you are getting?" Asked Pete looking at her cart that was barely half full.

"This is my fourth cart. I have already loaded the other three in the car. In fact if you hadn't showed up I was going to have them page my children Pete and Alberta to come to the front. Their mom was leaving.

All the ghosts busted out laughing.

"Now that would have been funny." Said Pete.

"It was nice meeting you two but I have to get home before some of this food starts to melt." Said Sam.

Sam quickly absorbed Alberta while Pete's friends were astounded.

"Could you that for us?" Asked Pete's friends.

"I can only do one ghost at a time and I don't think the TV would fit inside me anyway." Explained Sam.

They left and went to the restaurant where Bella and Jay help Sam unload the car. She told them that she would send Kyle over after he helps her unload the B & B supplies.

Sam went to Woodstone to get Kyle to help her unload the car.

Sam entered the living room where Kyle and all the ghosts were watching TV.

"Kyle I need your help unloading the car but first I have a surprise for all the ghosts." Said Sam

"Is it a meatball Sub?" Asked Sass.

"No. It is much better than a sub." Explained Sam.

Sam read her card and Alberta popped out.

All the ghosts were happy to see their friend that even Hetty and Isaac came over and hugged her.

Sam and Kyle went outside and brought in all the groceries. While Sam was putting them away Kyle came back into the kitchen.

"The ghosts are having a welcome home party for Alberta." Said Kyle.

"Party?" Asked Sam suspiciously.

"OK. Welcome home Orgy." Corrected Kyle

"That sounds more like it." Admitted Sam.

"You want to join them?" Asked Kyle.

"Can't. Bella and Jay need you at the restaurant." Stated Sam.

Kyle looked at his watch.

"Didn't know it was that late. I better get over there." Said Kyle sadly.

"Don't worry. If I know the ghosts the party will still be going on when you come back." Stated Sam.

Thirty minutes later Hetty came in and told Sam that they needed her badly.

"Let me guess. Alberta wants me to plug in the karaoke machine." Stated Sam.

"Actually Trevor wants you to plug it in." Admitted Hetty.

They went to the ballroom and all the ghosts were in there having sex. Sam plugged in the machine and told Trevor that if he increased the volume that she would unplug it again.

"Fine." Said Trevor sadly.

Sam went to the living room to turn off the TV and was surprised to see someone was waiting for her.

"Hello Sam." Said Abby

"Hello Abby." Said Sam.