anal stories and histories

This work of Historical Fiction is the fourth installment of the 'Perilous Adventures of Lady Mary.' It may help if you have read the others but it's entirely up to you. You can always read them later if you find this one interesting.
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The great estates and aristocratic titles of England have always been bestowed by the Crown for service rendered to the Monarchy. Lord John's noble forebears had received theirs from William the Conqueror for their part at Hastings. Since then, each successive genera...

Time passed.
A lot of time in fact, sheer hunger now pulling all three of us back toward planet earth. Animals need sustenance.
"Not sure you two are alive, my cock is certainly happy staying right where it is, but time to get up. I'm starving." I was playing the alarm cock. It was time. Zach--the pussy, wasn't moving. Victoria--the pussy, sat atop the pillows, leaning back against the headboard. Content. This birthday was already epic by most any standard. Epic, and complicated....

Notice: All stories, names, characters, places, and events therein, are fictional fantasy laced with actual experiences.
It's springtime, birds are singing, buds are blooming, and the start of what looked like another long, losing season for the O'Shay's Vipers in the Shot-glass minor league baseball team. Assembled and run by a group of bar and nightclub owners, the teams competed throughout the spring, into the summer and ended the first week in August, after the Shot-Glass champion was crowned....