humorous stories and histories

[Author's note: Lily has inserted herself onto the staff roster of the Grand Hotel for the Literotica Convention. That's as much as I know. She's probably up to something. Knowing her, I'll probably find out at the same time you do. But, that Qupid app is turning up everywhere....
Please read the ta...

Note to the Reader: Not too long ago, after an unfortunate misunderstanding in a certain drinking establishment known as Eddie's Bar, I had reason to be detained at the Amherst, MA police department, which happens to be almost directly across the street from the Emily Dickinson Homestead and Museum....

Weekend in Troon.
Mum announced that Aunt May had invited me to spend the last weekend with her down in Troon before returning to my final year. I was surprised, as I hadn't seen her and her husband Uncle Jim for about a year. Uncle Jim was a professional photographer, he'd learned his profession in...

The device
Jason had just finished his morning activities when the "FedEx" truck pulled up. The truck was way early today as it was only 8:30 and it usually came at about one in the afternoon. Well, that was probably a bad sign, and it was confirmed when the "FedEx" driver stomped up the driveway. Y...

, The device

Jason had just finished his morning activities when the "FedEx" truck pulled up. The truck was way early today as it was only 8:30 and it usually came at about one in the afternoon. Well, that was probably a bad sign, and it was confirmed when the "FedEx" driver stomped up the driveway...

Jason had just finished his morning activities when the "FedEx" truck pulled up. The truck was way early today as it was only 8:30 and it usually came at about one in the afternoon. Well, that was probably a bad sign, and it was confirmed when the "FedEx" driver stomped up the driveway. You could te...

"Mwah, mwah..." Richard held me in his thick arm and let me rest on his wide chest, laid a few kisses on my hair and forehead, then whispered to my ear with his fascinating, deep voice, "that was so good baby girl..."
After a few rounds of sweat-spattering, mind-blowing crazy sex, Richard and I both...

This story is a work of fiction, any resemblance to the real life is purely coincidental.
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The muffled voices of murmurs were echoing around the tiny bar, mixed with cozy jazz music playing on the background. It was at the rush hour, the crowed situation of the room made the air too dense to brea...

I was just fresh out of college and had recently bought my own small bakery. It had always been my dream since i used to bake as a young girl with my grandma but unfortunately she passed away last year. When she passed she left me quite a sizeable inheritance which i wasn't expecting as she was quit...

by Eve St. Albert
[Editorial Note - We have been asked to advise our gentle readers that certain details of Danny's recollection and version of the events between him and Amy at the party may not be entirely accurate from an objective point of view.]
Amy shoved her tongue down Danny's throat, grindi...

Back to Nature
My girlfriend Zoe and I were out for a hike. Best not for us women to hike alone you know. This trail is one of our favorites, and we've hiked it many times before. A light breeze provided the perfect balance to the warm afternoon sun. The skies were clear with a few fluffy clouds. Th...

The air inside Book Soup was thick with the scent of the book-lined shelves and freshly brewed coffee, a comforting aroma that seemed to cradle the curious minds of those gathered for the evening's event. Frankie, a seasoned historian with a penchant for the provocative, stood at the podium, his eye...

Wike, Totawwy Bimbo! Part Fourteen.
Preparing for an Unforgettable Evening.
Lonely nights give birth to questions. Who was she? Ah yes, her name was Buffy Summers. She remembered, of course, and yes, there was this huge, sinister realm of dark creatures. Somewhere, as a backcloth to her memories, th...

Wike, Totawwy Bimbo! Part Thirteen.
Admiring Another Work of Art.
The pink haired woman lay on the tiled floor. She'd fallen forward on the large tits she now crushed with her body, never hearing the distinct plop! as the huge pole of flesh left her yawning ass hole. The only thing she heard was the...

Wike, Totawwy Bimbo! Part Twelve.
The Pain of Being Ignored by Your Lover.
Willow sat in her cell, her eyes staring vacantly. The time she had spent with the BimboTech website had left a deep impression on her; it made her wonder why she needed to be locked up like this. Maybe she had to wait her tu...

Wike, Totawwy Bimbo! Part Eleven.
Soft Hearts Offer Poor Advice.
Just as Fink was wiping away the sweat from his brow, his cell phone rang. One crisis had been diverted with new Anni recognizing her former boyfriend, another was just beginning. The name on Fink's caller ID was Lilah Morgan. Could Li...

***Part 14 in an anthology of women performing oral sex.
***All characters are over 18 and are fictional. Any resemblance to any real-life persons or situations is purely coincidental.
Author's Note: Based on an internet joke, expanded into a full story.
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Susan did not like that she had to sit ...

Wike, Totawwy Bimbo! Part Ten.
Running, Hiding, and Not Feeling So Great.
The Sunnydale heroes trooped through the revolving door; Buffy decided to confront the place head-on. She groaned when she saw the buxom bimbo receptionists. The old man who rode the elevator touched his cap. He asked them whe...

Wike, Totawwy Bimbo! Part Nine.
A Very Disturbing Baby Sister.
Quite unaware of the upheaval in other parts of Sunnydale, Willow stooped over her laptop, staring at the screen without moving a finger. It only showed the logo of a kneeling woman over the word BimboTech. Her usually lively face seemed...

- Good morning, young man. I haven't seen you before. Do you belong to the nearby monastery?
- Yes, I entered as a novice three months ago.
- How charming! I'm Sister Judith. What's your name?
- My name is Paul. Actually it is Brother Paul now since I moved into the monastery.
- And how is your new ...

Wike, Totawwy Bimbo! Part Seven.
Preparing Bait Can Be a Satisfying Activity.
Fink had long since retired to his penthouse office. His scientists had assured him that the Summers' girl was well on her way to become the slut he envisioned her to be. In the meantime, he sat and looked at a monitor on ...

Wike, Totawwy Bimbo! Part Six.
A Quite Adventurous Field Trip.
Dawn Summers and Janice Penshaw stepped off the bus; so did the rest of their Psychology 101 group. They looked around; Dawn had never been to this part of L. A. She'd heard plenty of horror stories from Buffy and her dad about it.
"Why ...

The Futa Brew was a relatively new entry in the tightly competitive industry of American specialty coffee shops. Enlisting the mysterious yet alluring sexual minority, the futanari, the Futa Brew used special proprietary implants to allow the baristas to provide their customers with lactose-free 'cr...

Wike, Totawwy Bimbo! Part Five.
Two Happy New Bimbos Doing What They Do Best.
Fink hadn't slept well, not well at all. In fact, he'd never slept worse since he took over this outfit and turned it into his wildly successful BimboTech Incorporation. Its former CEO served as his totally bimbofied perso...

Dryer
"Honey, I'm going to do the laundry and then maybe we can shoot the content."
The beautiful woman Kallista called out to her husband Justin. Her hair was up in a ponytail. She wore her most comfortable blue tank top and jogging shorts. Lunch was done cooking and cleaned up. An afternoon with p...

Wike, Totawwy Bimbo! Part Four.
Waking Up with Unexpected Assets.
Winnifred Burkle awoke groggily, her body strapped down to a table. She lifted her head slightly and saw two bandaged masses on her chest. Inside must be what were now her definite breasts. The previous night she'd been barely able to...

The nanobot Swarm raced down Mal's urethra, headed for his testicles. Not that they knew the name of the Hive, i. e., their bonded male host, but that's who they were in. The Swarm's instructions were clear — eliminate DuoHalo, repair and restore any damaged lung function, repair and improve reprodu...

Wike, Totawwy Bimbo! Part Three.
"No Hate in My Bimbos."
The next morning Fink was reading the file on Dawn Summers. She seemed a bright, quite serious freshman at Sunnydale Community College. Her sole form of rebellion had been rather innocent shoplifting when she was still a teenager. She wasn't a...

"Dude, get over here! That sophomore girl, Julie, is in the pool!
Brad finished pulling on his board shorts and joined his roommate at the window, tying the draw cord. He laughed quietly. "Paying extra for poolside was worth it man! Is that bikini even legal?
"Told ya! Sweet! Her friend's smokin' to...

Wike, Totawwy Bimbo! Part Two.
Rather Disturbing Developments.
Lilah Morgan entered the holding rooms, followed by Becker and Fink. Cordelia rose from her bench. The vacancy had left her eyes, she looked disgusted.
"I might have known you'd be in on this, Lilah."
"Dearest Cordelia," Lilah grinned. "...